There was a time where Michael regarded Butters as special. Back when things weren't so difficult. Back when he actually liked Butters. When his words were less poisonous and instead dripped from his mouth like honey. Yeah, it was simple back then. It was innocent. MichaelxButters or ButtersxMichael. Slash.
Freudian slips. Library books. Naughty words. Learning French. College finals. Christophe and Rebecca have a little too much fun in the library, learning more about each other than what they're studying for. ChristophexRebecca.
Hanukkah was completely different from Christmas. As someone who was Jewish and didn't celebrate the holiday, Kyle was fairly excited to help someone decorate for once. He thought of paper snowflakes and sugar cookies baking in the oven, something relatively simple. Boy, he was wrong. Cryle. CraigxKyle.
If you asked Rebecca Cotswold if she liked college, she could answer very honestly that she enjoyed it. The only flaw was sharing a dorm. So, what are you supposed to do when your roommate entertains a gentleman caller in the next room? One, two, three, four… I declare a pun war! ChristophexRebecca and GregoryxTammy.
Kyle. Stan. Dripping popsicles. Heat wave. College. Two of them. Alone. Do you know where this is going?
Karen McCormick meets Death in a graveyard, unsure, she doesn't know whether to fear him or hate him. MichaelxKaren. One-shot.
The moment was almost right, well, almost. Always play it safe! One-shot. ButtersxHenrietta
Tweek finds out something interesting about Rebecca late one night. TweekxRebecca. One-shot.
They were my ménage à trois. The three happy twitchers. Every day was a new adventure. Every day was a new day. And every day was the best day of my life. TweekxThomas, TweekxRebecca, and TweekxCraig. One-shot
Girls are a lot like guinea pigs. Some have stripes, some are spotted. Some are sweet and others like to nibble on your fingers. Tammy? She's another story all together. My experimental girlfriend, my guinea pig, so to speak. CraigxTammy. One-shot.
Cloud gazing in a graveyard… Is that even Goth? I'm not sure, but I know Leopold isn't. He's nothing Gothic or dark, not even close. ButtersxHenrietta and hints of MichaelxHenrietta. One-shot.
There are three places a guy can be on a girl's spectrum. A lover, a friend and a cuddle buddy. Clyde happens to fit the role of cuddle buddy much to Karen's disappointment. ClydexKaren. One-shot.
Tammy is on a mission to educate the most plain and boring of all the girls. Can she do it? Or will she fail and betray everything she believes in? Kammy and more inside. One-shot.
People who are made from the strongest concrete have their own individual cracks. Little cracks and valleys that split through their being and reveal something about them, whether it is a weakness or vulnerability, it's something that makes them human. KevinxLizzy. One-shot.
"Why do you think I read these books? I like hearing about other people's relationships. Then I compare it to mine and I feel so terrible. I know I shouldn't but I do." Twebecca.
And as your reading this I wanna make this totally clear. We're not in a freaking relationship you poser. We're just… sharing a gloomy, pathetic existence together. Yeah, and it's no way dating. Michrietta. One-shot.
Tweek never really understood the premise of a girlfriend, even viewing his own significant other as a glorified waitress. But when Rebecca invites him inside for coffee after a date, Tweek naively agrees and soon realizes that his predicament is a little more complicated than he once thought. Twebecca. One-shot.
Kevin gets a surprise visitor during the night with an empty stomach. Who could it possibly be? Stolovan. One-shot.
Four unlikely people share an unlikely friendship. Gym class makes the strangest people come together. Henrietta the goth, Tammy the promiscuous one, Lizzy the lesbian and me, the nerd. Oh and did I mention I have a slight crush on Tweek Tweak? Yep, all in a days work! Twebecca. One-shot.
Loneliness makes normal people do weird things, like have intimate conversations with a girl who could pass as a floatation device. Or maybe that's just me... Well, except the normal part. One-shot.