"Mister Johnson, for all his charisma, would never have written something so sentimental. He certainly would never have proposed." Caveline oneshot, rated T for non-graphic blood and mutilation.

There's just something fun about using an old desk for new purposes. (Drabbleish smutfic starring android!GLaDley)

"This was definitely a dream. The edges were too soft, her movements were too fluid, and—most importantly—GLaDOS was standing over her bed." WARNING: Contains dubcon.

Blaise Zabini is attractive, rich, and arrogant. Truthfully, it would take little effort to have any girl at Hogwarts, but none is worthy of his time. Eddie Carmichael, however, is a different story. Rated M for slash, sexual scenes, and language.

I’ve heard the Mudbloods talk about their pathetic lives before they found magic, how happy they felt when they discovered they weren’t just freaks—well, so they might think, anyway. Even they’re more fulfilled than I am.

Sometimes, romance is less than kind. Double drabble.

It had been two months since Fred Weasley’s last brilliant prank. The thought, to him, was almost repulsive. He hadn’t even realized it until George had pointed it out to him five minutes ago, in the squashy armchair across from him in the common room.

Lily showed me a new concept, one I’d never thought about before. She gave me magic . . . without magic. Which is why on that summer night, about fifty million times after our first, I was taking Lily on a special date. One that would be truly magical.

What happened to Ginny Weasley after Harry left her? What if she still loved him . . . but fell in love with someone else?

Three short stories about Colin Creevey and pineapples. Just a pointless oneshot, but if you want me to write more stories about pineapples . . .

A short, poemlike story, about Ginny missing Harry.

I think the title really tells it all. Things you can't do at Hogwarts.

Ginny and a boy are in the Room of Requirement. During HBP. Oneshot . . . maybe. Rated M!

I can't write summaries, especially because in most of my stories you have to read to find out who I'm talking about. But, basically, a woman is running away from the man she loves.

A short VoldieHermy poem . . . humourcomedy . . . just read it. Why do I keep making VoldieHermy fics? Ah, well, this is random. And really shows more of a Voldie personality.

Quick story . . . maybe. A couple is preparing to part. That's all I'm gonna say. But it says it's complete for now.

I'm not good at writing summaries. Ginny's found her love, except . . . well, it's a short story, so it won't kill you to read it!

Just a simple poem.