Please DO NOT READ. Going under REWRITE in a new story, titled Play On Words. Please review that one instead. Complete.

When Lily fails to find a boyfriend by the end of her sixth year, her mother gets to action, and she'll stretch as far as Hogwarts to ensure that Lily will return with a boy by summer. Too bad James Potter seems to meet the qualifications. LJ

You won’t know these secrets I bear, for there will never be evidence. And if any sort of proof is found, no one will know what to make of it. A museum tour a thousand years after the war’s end reveals long lost secrets. Rated for mild language. Oneshot

Trapped in a tradition now twisting away toward mystery, Draco must find a bride before he is killed, or before the Maidens themselves are dead. But should he choose the wrong one, he will find his demise unraveling. Everyone has their secrets. DHr. AntiD

Pop Goes the Weasel. An innocent song, you say? You’re wrong.

True, it took a while to activate, but that spell used by Ron in first year is a real one. Its use? Its function? Its unexpected result? We invite you to embark on a dangerous journey to find the real source behind butter. Caution the Remnants of Ron!

I lied to him. Told him everything I could think of just to avoid him. Before, I could easily express my hate toward him. So why was I creating all these excuses? Did I really think it would console a broken heart? His... or mine? LJ OneShot

Superstition holds your life. Born in July, you are told by Professor Trelawney that you will die an early and quick death. Apparently, the Avada Kedavra fits that description quite well. Oneshot.