College sophomore Naruto Uzumaki is put on a diet by his boyfriend and tutor, Sasuke Uchiha. Can he live without his ramen and Red Bull?

Naruto and Sasuke watch cartoons together on a Saturday morning. Fluff. Naruto may need a diet...

Naruto is captured by a mental raven-haired man and is left to die in a room filled with eight-legged creatures.

Ramen leads two certain guys to an unexpected...well you have to read to find out. SasuNaru fluffiness! #2 of the countdown

It's the birthday of the Boy Who Lived! But it didn't go so happy-happy. Thanks to a certain Slytherin, Harry has to go through hell just to get back his invisibility cloak. BoyxBoy, Delicious Drarry junk.

Harry wants to understand Hedwig.

Harry serves a snuggly detention with Snape.

Harry finds a new shop in Knockturn Alley over the summer before returning to Hogwarts for his seventh year. And the knowledge he returns with discovers himself a new wand he thought he never had.

James and Sirius joke around in the Gryffindor common room. Only a confusion of names and words offer them company.

Death is a wizard, a powerful wizard. And he cannot be stopped until the setting of the sun of time...