"Happy?" says Voldemort. "Very much so, my lord." says Bellatrix.

We're the Chudley Cannons! Chudley Cannons! Boom, boom, boom! We are so not pirates...

Hermione Granger has just started her final year at Hogwarts. The house she is in is Slytherin. She's pretty much everything. She's prefect, Head Girl, Quidditch captain, top student and super popular.

She grab her purse and wand and then step into the fireplace. "Malfoy manor." says Hermione as she drop some Floo powder to the floor. In a flash of green fire, Hermione disappear. Only a few seconds later, she appear once more in the fireplace at Malfoy manor.

"Ah...another Potter boy, I see. Very complex, this is. Not close to as easy as most other children today. Hmm, your best place would be in Slytherin, but you are clearly afraid of being sorted into that house, am I correct, young man?" says the hat so only Albus can hear it.

"That was very good." says Ron. "It truly was." says Hermione with a cute smile.

Not for kids!

"Are you serious?" says Aaron. "Yes, very much so." says Luna.

Some are starting out young...

Hermione has a lot of fun...

Evil Hermione and Good Hermione get to meet. How will that go?

Warning! This is NOT for kids!

Professor Minerva McGonagall is usually not a nervous woman. The years has made her confident in her magical skills, but for the past year ( give or take a few months ) she hasn't been her typical serious, mature, confident self that people know her as.

"Are you okay?" says Sirius when he sees a sad Hermione who sit in the living room alone with a book in her lap. "Yes, nothing's wrong..." says Hermione, trying to sound happy.

"I believe that your youngest brother Ronald has told you about me." says Hermione.

Warning! This is NOT for kids.

Sequel to 'Mione and Lucius'.

Warning! This is NOT for kids!

Sequel to 'Hermione vs Harry'

Sequel to 'Evil Hermione'