During an Auror mission gone wrong, Malfoy was turned into something not-human. And until they find a proper cure that won't kill him, he is placed under the care of one who has experience with such beings. Yes, Hermione Granger.

"Supposed fact: If you can tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue, it means you're a very good kisser. Hermione intends to find out if she is one." [cliche/fluffy/cute]. Inspired by one night of frustration at not being able to tie a knot on a cherry stem.

"Nice panties, Granger." Possibly crackfic :D

Apparently Hermione Granger's life lacks some colour. Warm earthy browns, neutral soft pinks and nudes are her safe colours. Can a change in colour – a lipstick colour – make a difference?

I am Cedric Diggory's admirer. I tease him by sending him very scary, stalker-ish and freaky love notes. But the thing is, Cedric likes it. And he accepts the challenge of playing this Cat & Mouse game.

Hermione refuses to speak her mind lately. That's until she was cast by a spell. And now, as if through a powerful Sonorus Charm, her innermost thoughts can be heard by anyone within six feet of her – including Draco Malfoy, of course. Post-Hogwarts.

Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy. They had never met, they don't know each other. Random short story. ' How nice would it be for a gentleman, instead of saying "Can I buy you a drink," to say "Can I buy you a book?" '