Danzo, fearing he may lose the perfect weapon in Naruto due to Hiruzen's stupidity captures the young Naruto and raises him in Root to become the perfect weapon, and perhaps, successor. Good!Danzo, Root!Naruto, Fem!Deidara/Naruto. DISCONTINUED

Welp, this sucks. I just try to get high when watching Space Dandy, and then I end up in the Mass Effect World. At least I still got some weed. SELF INSERT.

Rei Iburi, Jinchuuriki of Isobu and Leader of the Neo-Akatsuki, has just been slain at the end of the Sixth Great Shinobi War. When an offer comes from Kaguya to go back and change everything, Rei accepts. Sent to the night of the Kyuubi attack, with only Black Zetsu and Isobu as company, can Rei change a world in which Naruto's twin sister is the hero of the village? DISCONTINUED

"It's simple, Sasuke. I help you kill Itachi, and you help me become Hokage." Sasuke never knew how his life would turn out when he shook Naruto's hand. All he understood was that it was out of his control. Dark Naruto fic. Evil Sasuke, Evil Neji. No pairings for now.

Gai Sensei has invented a new way to spread Youthfullness across the Elemental nations, joined by his companion Lee or something. Yosh. Youth. Spandex. Most likely some form of drug involved. RATED M FOR MOST YOUTHFUL

Plagued with the horrors of the First Shinobi World War, Danzo is incapable of sleep. Thankfully, Kagami notices and gives him a summoning contract. NOT Yaoi. More like a friendship fic. ONESHOT

Tenten is sick of being ignored. Seeing that she has the sealing pots, Madara has the Juubi, Tenten decides to make sure everyone knows the name of Tenten. Utter Crack. Seriously. I was like, high or some shit.