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  • Hugo's Bedtime Story

    Hermione is stressed out because of work and Rose is reading Hugo a bedtime story. Warning: Oh, so much fluff!

  • True Intelligence

    Everyone said that Voldemort was extremely intelligent. But was he? This could change your mind.

  • The Way It Works

    Draco reflects on happiness, love and how everyone other than himself has the both. The story is better than the summary. I promise you.

  • GurdyRoot

    Luna Lovegood decides to take a break from her position as Defense Against the Dark Arts professor in order to search for proof of Crumple-Horned Snorcacks. Who will be her replacement? Will he or she be as successful at the subject?

  • Marauders vs Weasley Twins

    James Sirius Potter and Fred Weasley the second argue about who were the worst pranksters: The Marauders or the Weasley twins.

  • Good Enough

    Barty has always tried to be good enough for his father, but nothing he ever did was ever good enought. Written slightly like my other story, The Rat. REVIW!

  • Oh, It's You

    So, in the third book, Hermione was in two different places at once. What if she was in the same place at the same time as she was? Slightly confusing, but works.

  • Why You Should Never Trust Lily Potter

    Albus and James reflect on why theit cute, "innocent", baby sister shouldn't be trusted.

  • Internet Safety

    Can you mix Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Internet Safety rules? The answer is yes. Can you mix Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Internet Safety rules successfully and well? The answer is maybe.

  • Letters

    Fred and George ask Ron to send them a letter when Ginny breaks up with Dean and starts dating some other guy.

  • Fatherly Advice

    Harry asks Arthur for some advice before James is born. K only because I'm paranoid. Pairings, my favorite HP/GW AW/MW

  • Hollow

    Draco tries to start a fight and Luna...doesn't get it? No one's really sure. NO DRACO/LUNA PAIRINGS!

  • Chocolate Frogs

    Ron wishes he could be on a Chocolate Frog Card. Hermione is pretty indifferent to it.

  • Spoiled Toddler

    When Narcissa is acting as spoiled as ever after the Battle of Hogwarts, Andromeda sets her straight, though both of them know that it won't actually have an effect on the way that Narcissa acts. Bad summery, pretty good story. Please review!

  • The Rat

    What happened through Sirius's eyes the night that Lily and James died and Sirius went to go after Peter. Just a little from The Prisoner of Azkaban.

  • Parallel Universes

    "They didn't actually love each other. She married him because she had to. He was a suitable match for her. They didn't actually love each other. She married him in spite of her sister. He was a suitable match for her."

  • What Draco Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him

    Scorpius wants to take Muggle Studies, but Rose knows that Draco won't be happy about that. The title sort of gives the rest away.

  • Dumbledor's Favorite Book

    In Harry's second year, he gives Dumbledor socks for Christmas. Dumbledor tells Harry his favorite three books. The entire point is to be goofy. But Dumbledor would totally read those books if he were real.

  • I Have a QUestion

    Scorpius Malfoy asks Neville Professor Longbottom for advise on his crush on Rose.

  • Dumb Questions

    Harry asks Dumbledor picked Ron to be a prefect and not him. Dumbledor's answer is sappier than he expected it would be.