I was inspired by puckettisms awesome post on tumblr. at: Hollywood Arts is having a graduation dance. Will Cat get asked by the girl she loves. Puckentine.

Puckentine horror with zombies! Zombie AU written for a request from someone who thought BrainCrush sounded zombie-y. Could be a series. Might end up a crossover if ICarly or Victorious characters survive to rendezvous. Rated M for violence and very possibly puckentine love of a sexy nature.

Just a little quick one in reaction to #BrainCrush. Cat takes care of Sam while her hands are all bandaged up. Rated M for maybe Cat just did that so she could dress and bathe her. Strong sexual content. Puckentine femslash yumminess.

A modern Fantasy AU that may or may not be somehow connected to the land of Oz. Let's find out together. Puckentine love forever! Teen but almost definitely will become mature in future. will become puckentine/jori crossover in future too

This one is for my dear friend hashtagfuckface. In which Sam goes into their room and finds Cat dressed like a teacher and ready for fun. Puckentine femslash naturally

I told someone two months ago that i would be doing another Momma and kitten story soon. I expected to do it a lot sooner than this. Here you go, regardless. Cat wont stop talking about first class, so Sam decides its time for some first class themed punishments. Rated M for 'Mmmmmm, its about time you wrote more fuckentine.' Puckentine femslash.

Cat is making up for the YayDay debacle with a special present. In chapter two Jade and Tori will join the story for a fun suprise. Jori/Puckentine Standard Puckentine Chronicles followed by ghost story with porn overtones Rated M for 'Mmmm are you sure you couldn't just make this separate stories' I'm sure.

Sam plans fun playtime when she and Cat have a weekend alone. Yes this is Puckentine femslash. Yes this is totally different than the story I intended to write. Yes, it is a dom/sub story of Momma/kitten play between Sam and Cat. This is story 4 in my Puckentine stories

Fairy AU. Sam and Cat are fairies. This first chapter is more fairies and less puckentine. but the puckentine will come. this was specially written for summer solstice. I do have ideas to continue it. if that's desired. rated T at the moment but that might change.

This is a drabble folder for any Frozen drabble I may write. Be advised it will probably be exclusively Elsanna. They may encompass any genre and certainly will encompass any rating. I will tag the porn. Most these are from people sending in prompts on my tumblr. I have so far written every one I've been asked for. If you have a suggestion feel free to pop me a note.

This is a folder for my drabbles of the schneiderverse. mostly Sam & Cat and Victorious. But I will post it here if I do something with iCarly, Or Zoey101 or any schneiderverse property. They will run the gamut of ratings and genres. I will tag the porn. Most these are from people sending in prompts on my tumblr. I have so far written every one I've been asked for. Msg me one.

This is a collection of any Harry Potter drabble I may write. I don't own any of the characters. The stories will run a gamut of ratings. But since I am known for erotica as much as anything else I will make sure to mark anything porny quite clearly. Most are from people sending in prompts on my tumblr. I have so far written every one I've been asked for. Message me one if you like

Jori Story. Tori makes plans to lose her virginity with Jade on valentines day. M for Jori sexiness.

Puckentine! Its just after the events of the great tuna jump and Sam asks melanie to come visit, but first she wants her to pretend to be sam so her sister can go and sort things out with freddie once and for all. But melanie is a convincing mimic and Cat is still feeling affectionate and needy after the events of the Jade/Freddie/Robbie debacle. Rated M for melanie's gettin some.

this was written for Puckentine week, although was finished late. This is a story of a Puckentine Honeymoon. Sam and Cat are married and on their honeymoon cruise. Rated M for mmmmmmore wedding sex!

Puckentine story! When Carly goes overseas Sam comes to study at Holy Wood Academy, a Victorian Girls College, only to find it is a hotbed of sorcery and spiritualism. At present all males will be gender swapped except for Beck, Dice, and half of Sikowitz. that may change. I'd like to publish as iCarly/Victorious/Sam&Cat because i use all the characters but the site won't allow it

A feudal magical sci-fi mashup AU. You may recognize flavors of Treasure Planet and Star Wars, but I hope you will find it original enough to hold your interest. Will be Elsanna eventually. Rated T for mature themes, may become M eventually.

Urban Fantasy AU. Cat is a modern Faerie Princess. Sam is her guard. Romance and adventure ensue. T for now. may become M in future.

Puckentine AU. Magical post apocalyptic sort of world. Also an attempt to write in third person rather than first. Not one hundred percent satisfied, but hope you like it. (There is a girl who grows a phallus which brought up inter and transgendered issues. But then I realized this comes as a shock to her and even if she has gender questions one day she doesn't now.) M for violence

BlueDog Soda inspired someone to ask about a Sam & Cat version of Breaking Bad. This is the beginning. also my first try at shorter chapters which I heard might attract more readers. puckentine. M for language, violence and perhaps one day sex.