Severus has kept a deep secret to himself, but now it's time to tell it to the one who really matters. Set in his fifth-year. AU, because in this headcannon, the Mudblood incident never happens, and it's implied that Lily takes a liking to James much sooner than usual.

Crookshanks attacks Harry, leaving him with a harsh bruise as a reminder. Ginny, Ron and the twins back him in this statement, but Hermione won't hear of it, believing her beloved cat is a wonderful angel as always. Ron, in his crazy ways, puts his foot down. Crack-fic of sorts, set during Goblet. Featuring Insane!Ron. Truly a cat-astrophe. The actual story isn't, so review!

Just a normal - OK, crazy - day in the life of the Marauders and Lily, in which notes are passed, Lily shows her wand skills, James pulls a prank of epic proportions, Remus constantly kicks people under the table, and Sirius is nearly set on fire. Review!

A Saturday morning in 7th-year becomes slightly crazy for James when Lily turns up. Sirius and Marlene don't exactly help either with their sneaky comments. Cute James-Lily friendship, Sirius/Marlene. T rating for a crude joke from James. Review please.

A little late, but here's a Valentine-centric one shot about Harry and Luna, since they are simply THE BEST couple in the whole Potter fandom. This is probably one of the fluffiest things I've ever written.

In 2033, Rose Weasley dies young. A grief-stricken Albus Potter plays a song for his favourite cousin at her funeral to help him deal with it. Mild Albus/OC in the last paragraph, moderate hints of Albus/Rose. Parody of Elton John's 'Candle in the Wind'.

Midnight on New Year's Eve is nearing at the Burrow and Albus Potter wants to kiss his golden girl at twelve. Will it get tricky when people discover the golden girl is related to him? Albus/Rose. Restless!Rose, mentions of Hyper!Lily.

People have done 'ask the characters questions' fics, but now the focus is on Ravenclaw! Ask various eagles questions, with Terry Boot, Anthony Goldstein and Michael Corner as hosts! Rating might change - just be adventrous within reason when you ask!

One Chaser on the Gryff Quidditch team in HBP, that's all she is. A minor character, but surely one of the best minors. Demelza Robins' journey from meek background character to a shooting star. Review please, because I think this is one of my best poems.

The mistletoe scene in OotP goes a little differently for Harry. Sirius and Tonks find out, as does Remus. Luckily their caring instincts help. Harry-Tonks friendship, moderate Harry/Luna, and mild one-sided Tonks/Remus.

What's Demelza to do when she encounters the Mirror of Erised and sees a very comfortable vision? Go to her Quidditch captain for advice! One of my more outlandish one-shots. Implied Demelza/Terry, and Demelza-Harry friendship.

What better way to liven up Charms than by passing secret notes around? Ginny Weasley definitely thinks so. Fliwick's class perks up when Ginny and two friends do just that during Goblet of Fire in their third year. Better than the summary, I swear.

Luna once doubted her abilities to love good. A tale of how the quirky blonde solved her biggest problem. Unrequited Luna/Harry, but cannon. Harry knows about her feelings in time though, and repays her. V. emotional, but with a happy ending. Songfic.

Essays aren't so bad when your secret crush helps you out. Especially when your crush becomes your boyfriend in the process. TERRY/DEMELZA! I LOVE THEM, THEY ARE SO CUTE! Extreme fluff, I warn you now. Have a bucket or tissue, just in case - it depends.

An idea in my head for 20 hours, typed out in 20 minutes. Romantic acrostic. I find Albus/Rose very cute. This is from Al's P.O.V. Implicit romantic cousincest, but it's not a big part. Bland title, but that's what the acrostic spells, OK? Review? Please

A mild rejection, a triple shot of Firewhisky, and a confession of love from a friend. All that Harry needs to make his life OK again. HBP, AU. High Harry/Luna fluff, irate but not evil!Ginny, subliminal Dean bashing, shrewd!Hermione. A CORRECTED REPOST.

My second poem in my fanfic career. This one is an acrostic about the superb Hufflepuff Susan Bones. I wrote this in 10 minutes - the quickest I've ever written a story.

Hermione has noticed a few of her friends are striking out on the whole romantic front and she sees as her duty to set it right. She didn't count on Harry and Luna side-stepping her plan... Harry/Luna and a special bonus pairing at the end! Relatively AU

Michael ponders about his love life after the War and realises his true soul mate was in front of him frequently. But does he have enough guts to ask the lovely Susan Bones out on a date? Rated K plus for one mention of the Carrows' toture.