Emma convinces Regina that a night out at the Rabbit Hole might be fun. Really, she had no right to be jealous. Emma had even looked at her for permission when Ruby moved to tug her off to dance. And Regina had nodded, trying to appear indifferent. The truth was, she would love to take Ruby's place.

A short little thing I wrote to boost my word count for Nano. A little [a lot] crack-ish. "You know, guys, this place has two werewolves. With werewolf hearing. And Regina, you're loud."

The first time The Evil Queen met with the new ambassador, everything began normally. However, she quickly realized that this girl wouldn't be as easy to manipulate as the last one was. She needed to get creative.

Probably the crackiest thing I have ever written. In which the Charmings connect their TV to our world, Regina sees herself in Spiders, Emma likes Regina's boobs, and Mary Margaret freaks out about porn.