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Dougie Zerts

  • Granny's Wine

    This is my first Beverly Hillbillies story! Granny tries her hand at wine-and gets Ellie Mae to help her.

  • Cross-Currents

    An interview with Perry Mason.

  • Wake Up, Little Shirley!

    Uh Oh-After a drunken party, Shirley and Carmine wake up to find themselves in bed together! My apologies to the Everly Brothers, although I did incorporate some of the song lyrics in this! A bit adult, so hence the rating.

  • Lou Quits Drinking

    A new station manager lays down the law-no more drinking at work! Lou doesn't like this very much. . . .

  • Dr Steele's Heat Resistant Pills

    Dr Steele, CONTROL's sexy scientist/chorus girl, invents a new drug, and gets Smart and 99 to try it out. Dr Steele is a character I feel should have been used more often.

  • That Boy

    An "alternative universe:" What if Ann worked for Newsday, and Don was the struggling actor! In this story, she gives him a little pep talk. Contains a little bit of mild profanity.

  • Margret's Little Problem

    Margret has an embarrassing little problem, and must turn to Hawkeye for help!

  • Simka's Seduction

    Remember the 2-part episode where Latka has an affair and he and Simka's priest tell them they should make up for it by her having an affair? They decide to throw a party and whichever man arrives last is the one she'll choose. Alex was the last man. Well, what if things were different; what if Louie was the last man! (This is a rerelease. I made a couple of changes to it. )

  • Smart Entranceway

    What happens to Smart after he falls down that "phone booth?" This satirical story tells you!

  • Cat's Therapy

    As a part of her probation, Catwoman must see a psychologist! This makes a reference to another Batman/Catwoman story I have here.

  • Data the Masseur

    Data learns massage, and tries it out on Counselor Troi.

  • Muddy Mary!

    Mary covers a new service at a local spa-and gets to try it!

  • The Girl at the Fountain

    A guy sees, and gives aid, to, a mysterious girl at a fountain.

  • That Girl in the Fountain

    This story is based on an actual dream that I had. In it, Ann Marie and two other girls were wading barefoot in a fountain. The three of them wore short dresses.

  • First Kiss

    Every romantic couple has one-and Smart and 99 are no exception!

  • Smart Treasure Hunt

    Max and 99 retreave a document detrimental to KAOS. This features two very special crossover guests most of you will recognize immediately!

  • Major Healey's Birthday Confession

    On his birthday, Roger reveals to Jeannie why he's a confirmed batchler.

  • Get Yer Own Genie!

    Jeannie gives Tony a very special back massage.

  • Murray's Vacation

    Like my earlier Special Guest, this is more of a joke than a story!

  • The Bra Commercial

    When I was a kid-in the late 60's-I saw a bra ad. It showed, I recall, actress Jane Russell jumping into a swimming pool with her clothes on! The point was to prove that the bra wouldn't show through no matter how wet the wearer got. This story is my tribute to that!