This one's for the Big Girls like me. :) Deborah is a lonely witch in a lonely world until one night a tall, dark stranger enters her life, changing it forever. WARNING: Adult/graphic content.

Hermione complains about a name designation, and Snape subtly reminds her it could be worse. Short drabble. Dedicated to reviewer Lee Kadiver, the unintentional muse for this oneshot.

Hermione gets a quick lesson from Snape about the true meaning of fear.

Hermione asks for Snape's help in choosing a name for her character in a developing romance novel. Short drabble.

Snape and Hermione carry on a rather strange conversation witnessed by Harry and Ron who can't tell what the heck is going on. Can you?

Snape FINALLY does something nice for Sybill Trelawney . . . or does he?

Headmaster Severus Snape has a very special way of interviewing new applicants at Hogwarts.

Voldemort has captured Snape and Hermione. But why just kill them when they could provide him with minutes or maybe a few hours of entertainment?

Hermione is expecting and her husband, Snape has decided he wants a dog to protect his household and be a companion to their child. But, Hermione is the one to pick it out . . .

HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.

Snape and Hermione use an enhanced Time Turner to retrieve something very special from someplace outside the norm.

Hermione follows Snape from the Hogshead Inn. He is NOT pleased.

A 39 line dark sestina about Severus Snape. I was a poet before I began writing lengthy stories. If I didn't love Snape so much, I would have never been able to write more than a few lines. He's inspiring. I decided to return to my roots.

Once again, poor Snape is dragged off to another yearly imbecilic Christmas situation, accompanied by the most annoying bushy-headed witch in existence. What now?

A parody of the Christmas song "Santa Baby" sung by Eartha Kitt. XD

Snape teaches a DADA class after the final battle and asks the students if they could choose one ally from any house, which house would they choose. He is challenged to reveal what house he would choose, and the answer is surprising.

Snape faces his worst fears in a series of 100 word drabbles. Riddickulus, you say? Some of it is. lol.

A collection of one-shots killing off Ron and getting HG/SS together, taken from a compilation of stories from aff .net. Poor Ronald Weasley dies in many ways, thus ruining JKR's epilogue and saving Hermione. Ron Bashing at its highest.

Songfic written to: You Crucify My Heart by Private Video link included. It's HILARIOUS! Snape sings in tenor. lololololol. Angst, Death, MF

An imprisoned Hermione Granger is given a choice between life and death. Angst Mature content.