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  • Fresh Sheets

    Ongoing multi-chapter. Hermione reflects on her Sunday routine of drinking coffee, doing laundry, making breakfast, and why the sheets on her bed will never be orange. Subsequent chapters deal with Molly, the kids, Ron's needs, and other slice of life story moments in the Weasley Family. Current chapter: Hermione has had a long week and needs her husband's affection.

  • Balancing the weight of the kingdom

    Long one-shot. Complete. Ron Weasley has been poisoned and his best mate Harry Potter saved his life. Hermione's been estranged for months over Ron's actions but finds herself by his bedside, distraught over what happened. Unfortunately, there is another person involved who isn't happy over Hermione's return into Ron's life - his girlfriend, Lavender Brown.

  • Louder than my Words

    Two parts. Complete. A Look at me Story. Hermione is coming home for Christmas Hols and doesn't expect a warm welcome to greet her on the platform 9 3/4. She's having a row with her parents, annoyed her friends and Ron is working. Will Christmas be bitterly lonely this go around?

  • The Second Ward

    Two-parts. Complete. The fighting is over and only now is it time to account for the butcher's bill. All that's left are the ones who are not so serious for St. Mungos - and those who weren't walking out. But then, checking those in the second ward, she makes a startling discovery. Rated T for medical gore and blood.

  • Proper Channels

    One-shot. Complete. Follow-up to Best day he'd never remember and Breaking Dishes. The war has been over less than twenty four hours and Percy Weasley has been working for the last sixteen in the Ministry to keep Death Eaters incarcerated. He's not coping well until she walks in wearing lime green robes - and he's smitten and she's short-tempered. Rated T for adult themes.

  • Run Away with me

    Complete. Andromeda Black receives a letter from home - and throws her life into a bubbling cauldron of personal ambition versus family duty. And then there is the complication of Ted Tonks in her life. What shall the Slytherin Head Girl do? Updated 8/2015 to include drabbles into the story for coherency. Rated T for off-page innuendo.

  • Christmas Crackers

    One-shot. Complete. Follow-up to Dance with Somebody. A spontaneous moment brings great tidings for the Potter family, along with a few bludgers along the way. Rated M for first and last sections, along with mentions of JSP actions off-page. Underage mentions but over the age of consent in the UK. Cover-art by Anxiouspineapples, on Tumblr.

  • Look at Me

    Multi-chapter. Complete. Slightly AU. Hermione Granger is a particularly gifted witch. She's also different in other ways, too. Rated T for adult situations, crass epithets, xenophobia (in the first section), innuendo, and artificial lemon flavoring in the last chapter. Cover art by the lovely catching-smoke/tlpursuit. Ron x Hermione in later chapters.

  • Sickle Brilliance

    Collection of one-shots, all prompt based, submitted by readers and fans, for Ron and Hermione. Special guest appearances by Harry, Ginny, George, and the rest of the family. Rated T for crass language and humor. Cover art graciously approved by the lovely and talented Catching Smoke. (Updated as I have time to write the prompts in my inbox.)

  • Jerk Bangers

    Three chapters. Complete. Hermione finds herself in a spot of bother and has to discuss her new situation with her parents. But things aren't all they seem with her partner either. Rated T for language innuendo. Ace safe. In the Look my Way Side-verse.

  • Making Time

    One-shot. Complete. Outtake to Christmas Crackers. Ron and Hermione, along with the kids, are due at Percy's place shortly with all of their presents. But there's some discontent brewing between them, considering how busy their lives are now with two teenagers home for the Holidays. How can they make time for one another considering how busy they are? Rated M for plenty of lemons.

  • Lost in the Snow

    It's Christmas Eve 1987 and there is a rare snow in Devon. Seven year old Ron Weasley can't find the scarves, mittens, and earmuffs he was responsible for when he went out to play. He comes in and faces his mum for losing his things. Rated T for adult themes and Ron having a fit. Written for hpreunion on LJ. Cover art graciously permitted by the lovely and talented catching-smoke.

  • Dance with somebody

    One-shot. Complete. It's Halloween and there is a Ministry Party that Harry is required to attend. His wife Ginny accompanies him for a date. Rated T for innuendo and a crass comment. Cover art by the lovely and very talented Anxiouspineapples.

  • Best day he'd never remember

    One-shot. Complete. The coup has happened and Percy is a loyal bureaucrat in the Ministry, working for Undersecretary Umbridge. His first task for the new regime? Investigating and verifying the heritage of all questionable employees with St. Mungo's. His first interview? Healer Audrey Reeves. Rated T for Medical grade angst.

  • Seeking Harpies

    One-shot. Complete. It's Ginny's first official practice with the Holyhead Harpies and Neville is the On-duty apprentice Auror. She knows about his preferences and peccadillos and prays that he can keep the ogling to a minimum.

  • Home and Away

    One-shot. Complete. Written for hpshipweeks on Tumblr. This is a Potter-centric story, concerning Teddy and James departure to Hogwarts this week. How would Al handle having his big brothers gone off to Hogwarts? This fic is rated T, for artificial lemon flavor at the end, courtesy of fanartist stilesstays artwork which influenced the last section. Cover art by Anxiouspineapples.

  • Vows

    Complete. 3 January 2002. It's Thursday morning at the Burrow and Molly has errands to run and a son to rouse from his slumber once she's back from buying groceries. Things are about to go sideways for the entire Weasley family. Romione, Hinny, and others. Auror!Fic. Special guests in later chapters. Rated Hard T for harsh language, innuendo, and dark and triggering situations.

  • Four Days Later

    7 May 1998. The day that Ron Weasley wasn't looking forward to: Brother Fred's funeral. How can he cope with a overflowing teaspoon and other issues on one of the worst days of his life? Can a bushy haired know it all girlfriend help him? Appearances by Molly, Ginny, and Fleur. (Rated M for Nightmares, Language, Lemons and flashbacks)

  • Barmy

    Quidditch related one-shots, all related to Ginny Weasley's time with the Holyhead Harpies and the silly antics inside and out of the locker room. Ch. 2: Ron gets a special wedding present from his sister and best mate. Ch. 3 - Ginny meets the prior captain of the Harpies at the final Hogwarts Match. Rated T for language and locker room humor. Cover art by the lovely tlpursuit.

  • Popping Buttons

    One-shot. Complete. Harry & Ron have been gone on a mission for 11 days and they've just returned. The witches in their life have missed them both. But since the guys need to unwind from being away, they don't head home immediately. Originally written for Taking it in Turns' Lost and Found on LJ. Rated M for Ron's mouth and plenty of lemon bits.