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NerdGirl394

  • Disclaimer

    Just a heads up that I don't own anything I write about in a (hopefully) funny oneshot. "I" is me, the author, by the way. I'm trying to say it's written in my own perspective.

  • Patience

    Just a short oneshot in which little Teddy annoys his godfather.

  • Aggressive Fruit

    A unknowing Remus Lupin walks into his dormitory one day -big mistake. Doesn't really take place in a specific time period, feel free to use your imagination on that one. Written for my friend who goes by the nickname FantabulousMasterofAwesomenessSupreme.

  • Headless Cockroaches, Ostrich Eyes, and Weight Loss

    A conversation between the Marauders when they couldn't go to bed. Hopefully humorous, doesn't take place in a specific year. I hope you enjoy!

  • The Papaya Prophecy

    I apologize. I really do. I don't know how to explain this. All I can do is apologize. I hope this can serve as a lesson to you all. Don't let your friends get a hold of your computer.

  • A Disgrace to the Art of Art

    In which Hermione tries to help Harry and Ron with a Charms essay, but fails miserably.

  • When Pigs Fly

    When James Potter asks Lily Evans out (yet again), she makes the mistake of using a muggle idiom as her response.

  • Christmas Preparations

    Yet another Christmas story for you to enjoy! Remus Lupin walks into 12, Grimmauld Place one night and finds an... interesting sight. Hopefully humorous, rated T for safety. Contains very slight language.

  • Diary

    Eight year old Lily Luna Potter asks her mother a question... Obviously Next Gen Timeline, short oneshot for you to enjoy!

  • Dear Diary

    Not to be confused with my other story "Diary". Yes, my titles are very original. Anyway, I remembered a quote from Chamber of Secrets and I absolutely had to have some fun with it! Takes place in 1992, in Chamber of Secrets.

  • Potions Class

    Takes place during one of Harry's first potions classes with Snape. Hopefully funny, I hope you enjoy!

  • Wicked Witch

    During a DADA lesson in Harry's fifth year, he notices Dean seems a bit too cheerful... Hopefully funny oneshot! Takes place in OOTP (obviously). Rated T for safety.

  • Astronomy

    During an astronomy class, Remus is irritated by his friends, but what else is new? Takes place in Marauders' first or second year. Humorous (hopefully).

  • Forbidden Love

    Two hearts, in love. Two souls, intertwined with passion for each other. Despite being held back by the chains of society, will they be able to find true love at last, or must they savor the time they have together before being brutally ripped apart?

  • The Map

    Just a oneshot about Teddy Lupin. Not meant to be funny, but not depressing either. Enjoy!

  • Battle of Hogwarts

    It's the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts today, and I had a feelsplosion. So, I decided to write this. Not supposed to be funny. Just a oneshot.

  • Snuffles

    James Potter was having a nice day at Hogsmeade until - wait, was that Lily Evans he just saw? Humorous oneshot for you to enjoy!

  • Valentine's Day

    It's Valentine's Day and Harry remembers a valentine he got in his second year... Oneshot (hopefully funny). I hope you enjoy!

  • Secret Admirer

    Tonks is pretending to read in the 12, Grimmauld Place library when Sirius bursts in, waving an envelope in her face. Hopefully funny oneshot. Takes place sometime in OOTP, I dunno... I hope you enjoy!

  • Christmas

    Lily Evans walked down to the common room on Christmas morning and found an... interesting surprise from the one and only James Potter.