In which Ted has his head in the clouds, Lucius prefers being a Demon to being an Angel, and there's a competition. Oh, and they're soulmates. Welp.

Murder Olympics: The prequel of a yet to be written series about a post apocalyptic world in which only the strong will flourish. Welcome to the Murder Olympics.

Getting married in Vegas while drunk is the worst kind of movie trope, right? It doesn't actually happen. Right? Right.

With each child they held in their arms, their family felt that little bit more complete. It was only years later, when the cycle started again, that Arthur realised that it would never be complete. Family was infinite.

When Scorpius gets sick, Draco rushes him straight to the hospital. He wasn't expecting the healer to set the butterflies off in his stomach. Especially not when that healer was Harry Potter.

Theo quite likes his sanity. He's going to lose it if he doesn't do something about the Draco situation. Of course, Blaise gets pulled along for the ride.

Tom is getting really irritated by Cho Chang. Harry is his. Those are the rules.

In a world where you only find your soulmate if you can't kill them, humanity has fallen into chaos. Murder is an every day occurrence, and Sirius is just trying to survive. Then he meets Remus, and is tested beyond anything he'd suffered before.

Tom always gets what he wants. It's only a matter of time.

Harry is exhausted. Kingsley helps him sleep.

Severus is waiting; he'll keep waiting until Harry's ready.

It had been a long road to happiness, but Harry was quite sure that he'd finally landed on the path he'd been aiming at the whole time, however unknowingly.

Voldemort realises he can't kill Harry, but in time, he realises he can't cage him, either. (Check the triggers)

Tom watched Harry dance, and he wanted. And Tom usually got what he wanted.

They made their choices. Regretting them now won't change them.

Harry is waiting for the right person... the one to give him butterflies.

Lily didn't particularly want to be apart from her family at Christmas, but she didn't want to spend the whole holiday fighting with Petunia. The Marauders are determined she'll have a good Christmas anyway.

Safehouse? Check. List of questions to pass the time? Check. Falling in love? Check - wait, what? Harry didn't sign up for this.

Merman Remus just wants to walk on the sand. Prince Sirius is looking for the person who saved him from a shipwreck. Will they find each other, and will the ocean keep them apart?

Max doesn't know what he's doing, but he's doing, but he's trying his best. He can only hope that he's doing right by Piers.