Hermione secretly transforms into a man. Ron and Harry are gay for each other and want to bring Cedric Diggory back from the dead. Snape is a cradlerobber, and the sexy Malfoy finds himself in hapless situations night after night. Rated M for a reason.

A portrait of the man behind the grease and an analysis of the accusations and conjectures surrounding Snape's most controversial actions as of HBP. WARNING: SPOILERS!

Oneshot. Snape reflects on his unexpected love for, you guessed it: Hermione. SSHG Tragedy.

Severus reflects on his ghastliest mistake and its horrific consequences, especially on that of his greatest loss, the loss of love. Oneshot. I'd really appreciate a review, especially on Charms and Charisma.