[Parody of "Man of Constant Sorrow" by Dick Burnett, as made popular by the 2000 film "O Brother, Where Art Thou"] The altered lyrics are supposed to be from Green Topaz's POV on how everything's gone down in his trilogy.
[Has nothing to do with Aerial Choreography or Divinity of Love] Things seemed innocent enough between Amethyst and a 16-year-old Steven, but they went too far one day and now a bomb within the most unexpected Gem is set to go off. What'll be of these 39 weeks until then?
[Based on the song of the same name by Death Cab for Cutie.] I'm pretty sure this'll be the very first Breadwinners fanfic, and if it is, well... crap. SwaySway has decided that he's going to take drastic measures in winning over Jenny Quackles. But will it actually work?
After getting into a fight with his brother, Crazy Hand decides to go ahead and try to destroy everything. At the same time, a whole bunch of crazy stuff goes on when two worlds collide into one. What could possibly happen?
[Parody of "Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour" by seinfeldspitstain.] Johnny is getting sick of his father serving up meatloaf every night. When he asks for a change, Dad Test snaps...
From the POV of the Warden.
A poem from the POV of Rose Quartz's father Rhodochrosite. This is written as if he is speaking to her mother Rose Quartz the Elder. Hope you like!
[Requested by my soulmate Starcharter-75] Zirconia cannot help but find herself sparking things up with historical Odawa chief Pontiac. What happens when these two, Rose Quartz, and Pontiac's wife come together in this hilarious fanfic? Sexy stuff happens! Rated T for some interesting subjects...
Armadillos have been showing up everywhere lately, and it has everybody wondering just what the hell's going on. Can Hank Hill and his neighbors get to the bottom of this? Let's just see!
[Requested by Applebucker77] It's sixteenth-century Florence and Pearl and Garnet are left alone in Michelangelo's house. What are they going to do? Find out here!
Just some poetry I wrote as a way of showing my love for the Citizen Kane of anime. Please enjoy!
[Influenced by Starcharter-75; parody of and partially based on "Cloud Mows the Lawn."] Pearl is so engrossed in watching Garnet mow the grass around the lighthouse that she doesn't realize that something's up. What could it be? Find out here! Rated T for mentions of sexual conduct.
[Originally written for an assignment in my Creative Writing class.] Cameron finally stands up to his father after so many years of tension and envy. This is supposed to take place right after the movie. Well, please enjoy!