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  • Faux Dragons And Foes Dragged On: The Invincible Inventiveness

    Ponders Deathtrap Dungeon the game for PC and PS1 and has Chaindog and Red Lotus celebrate one another in a most intimate way after their victory...then they decide to put that anticlimactic rustbucket to use.

  • Crystals Opaque And Chops Of Pork: Unexpected Unacceptable Anomalies

    Cerebrally-Detonating Happenstances Here In Netflix Castlevania: Trevor actually stands up to Sypha, Isaac actually gets helped out by someone out in the world who is Caucasian and who is not Standing In His Way, and Hector actually has some effing agency for once in his friggin' life in the face of Carmilla and Lenore. Spoilers for Netflix Castlevania series.

  • Blaster and Mistress: Tanked and Trysting

    Takes place in the Worlds of Power NES Blaster Master universe (if you never read the book, it's just like the game except there's a cute redhead named Eve who helps Jason). Here the SOPHIA tank becomes ensnared in spikes again...and this time, Jason and Eve engage in a "rocking and rolling" of a different kind to free themselves.

  • The Prune Proprietary

    Technically a crossover between the TV Walking Dead and the Comics Walking Dead, as Comics Carol finds a new reason to live, specifically through the arrival of a certain TV-Version medic newcomer. Even happier happenings (seemingly, for once in this walker-y world) occur incidentally while these two form their warm bond together.

  • Vengeance among the Green(es) and Grime(s): Lilly Caul's Comeuppance

    In this story based on TWD comics and novels, Lilly Caul arguably gets what's coming to her, from a certain mother and child, for acts she committed before escaping the prison...an escape made largely on the strength of blaming the Governor for what she did with her own two hands. (I'm NOT defending the Governor here...I'm just having the real victims dole out a bit of justice).

  • Yachtsy Wrecks and Nazi Drecks: The Gateway to Retribution

    As with the Magneto story I wrote earlier this month, I was angry at glamorized violence in UXM-here, in UXM260 wherein the Struckers glamorously shoot down Cylla Markham's airplane. This story makes for a certain turnabout twist for the all-too-intimate twins (and for a tiny bit of trolling here and there, as usual, by this author as well).

  • Polarized Patricide: The X-Cruciating X-Ecution of Magneto

    I always kind of hated the glamorized violence that ensued in UXM 275, when (Spoiler) Magneto slaughtered Colonel Yuri Semyanov and Zaladane without a second thought. This story sort of answers that wrong with a wrong in kind, but eff it; as with other stories of mine, it kind of scratches an itch for me. Hopefully it might do the same for you as well if you read that issue.

  • Quinacridone Queens and the Tyrannosaurus Regina

    Sequel to the "Queue the Cosmetic Constancy" story I did early in 2014. Now Kwannon (whose Asian self readers know as Psylocke today) visits Elisabeth Braddock in England, in this alternate reality where they never mixed minds. Betsy's happy to see Kwannon...but Betts's brother is even happier, to the ladies' dismay. For Meggan's sake, something deliciously mean is carried out.

  • Lullabies to Pulverize: Justice for Jessie

    This is a companion piece of sorts to my Lilly Caul Vengeance story, in which Rick Grimes gets his own sort of comeuppance from a mother and child whom he left behind, in the most gruesome way possible, at the Alexandria Safe Zone. Song at the end not mine but rather that of Joshua Kadison; all due respect. (NOTE: This is the COMICS Jessie/Alexandria, not the TV one).

  • Fool-Grease for the Foundation: The Lambricks' Just Desserts

    When Iris loses the entire grand prize shortly after surviving Shepard Lambrick's game, she decides to visit a similar event upon her former "hosts"...with a bit of assistance from someone else who survived the affair.

  • Kinetic Drifts and Phonetic Shifts: The Unkoopaling of Madame Viper

    When Silver Sable sets out to rescue her Sandman swain from a newly-sprouted castle at the edge of Symkaria, a certain terrorist temptress emerges to stop her. As it turns out, though, there is more on the Madame's agenda here than is expected, all in this vaguely-remiNEScent environs.

  • Grinding to Ground Zero: The Alphan Interventions of Deadpool

    Circumstances concerning Alpha Flight and friends are altered by the appearance of the Merc with a Mouth, who serendipitously saves lives yet somehow also manages to inadvertently kind-of cause 9/11 to happen twenty years before its time. (Note: This is done very tastefully, with no human casualties; also, I reposted this story to reclassify as an "X-Men" story; sorry for spams).

  • Job Offers Ethereal and Jetpacks Errant

    At the climax to the miniseries misery of Avengers v. X-Men, Scott Summers is offered an alternative to his trouncing defeat by the lady he has loved more than anyone in the entirety of his existence. A would-be savior is also sent (jet)packing in the course of all this.

  • Urban Pron: Yellow Fever In Green Harbor (An Urban Reign Story)

    When Brad Hawk turns his back on a grateful Shun Ying Lee in this alternate Namco reality, the Chinatown czarina doesn't take no for an answer. Imagine the (letdown of an) ending from the PS2 game Urban Reign, mixed in with some intimate adult-film action, mixed in with that sunglasses alleyway brawl scene from John Carpenter's film They Live…and you've got this story.

  • Dreamings to Diadems: The Redeeming Reveries of Madelyne Pryor

    Takes place just after UXM234 and features the Goblin-Queen-to-be Madelyne Pryor as she turns to the treasure trove from Uncanny 230 as the place from which she would retrieve a certain shiny chrome something to complete her new costume. The intervention of objects of a different sheen, down in these depths, however...cause the redhead to reconsider her new, corrupt resolve.

  • Sewage Assuaged: The Distillation of Sludge

    Envisions a happy ending for Sludge, the character made of chemicals from Malibu Comics's Ultraverse from the 1990s.

  • Ice Bucket Butchery (by the Punisher's Progeny)

    When three teenage sons of notorious Marvel gangsters subject an autistic teenager to an "Ice Bucket Challenge" in an alternate reality Ohio, an alternate reality Punisher's son dishes out proper castigation in turn.

  • Land Grafts and Fraction Reductions

    Ponders alternate outcomes for certain people involved in the arc from around UXM508-511 wherein Madelyne Pryor gets destroyed (again), and European Psylocke's body and Asian Kwannon's mind get similarly eliminated (again). Comeuppance crashes down on Master Fraction for scripting such swill...as well as on Tracer Land for using the same effing famous face on every female ever.

  • Bombing Mall: A Chopping Mall PseudoSequel

    I felt bad for what happened to Suzie (felled by fire) and Linda (laid low by lasers) in the 1986 horror film Chopping Mall, which I just saw for the first time, so I wrote this real quick. An uprising *against* robots, for once. (I can't believe they actually have "Chopping Mall" as an option to select under "Fan Fiction: Movies" and it's not just under "Miscellaneous Movies").

  • Feed N' Slake

    Considers alternate ending to 2008 British horror film Eden Lake in which Jenny uses supernatural powers to chloroform her captors...then deliver unto them the justice, in spades, that they wanted to deliver unto her. Warning: This is probably the most violent story I've ever written, to the point of near obscenity; the end to this film bothered me...here's my reaction.