Sirius needs attention and gets it with telling Remus a little story about God and the Gays. A whole new view on the creation of the world.
Sirius learns Remus how to shave in a very oldfashioned muggle way. But with the moon coming up, Moony isn't as patient as Sirius and wants something very different than learning how to shave. Rated M for sexual contect. Slashy, don't reay if don't like