We weren’t a happy family, all loving and caring. We were three kids frightened of their parents, a father just as much frightened of his kids and an angry mother.' But now Betelgeuse gets the change to form a new family. Will she do it any better?

This are ALL HP cliché’s put into one story, which is supposed to be funny. Evil!everyone. Manipulative!Dumbles. Twin is BWL. Spoilers…. Etc.

When Lily has to chose between learning magic and going to school with her best friend, she chooses both

“You know what they say about men with a large nose, don’t you? They most of the time also have a large….” Severus looked positively peeved now and hissed: “Not in front of my students!” AU. Sirius, Regulus, Snape, HP and friends , OC

Mrs. Pince is solliting for librarian at hogwarts, but there is a slight problem.... Funny!

One shot

Well, that’s a funny story, actually. I slept with one of your children. Well…" This sentence was stuck in my head. So, I wrote. A story of one-shots, don't read if you hate fem-slash. The one thing I like about this story is that I've read nothing like i

This is a post-Deathly Hollows one-shot. It might be a bit funny, but is meant to explore the emotions of two of my favorite blonds. And it's got nothing to do with Nargles, according to Draco, at least. No slash!

The way that Molly Weasley tells the story of the three brothers to her young children.

A small one-shot to make you smile. Though it might be a sad smile. Short, but meaningful. A little bit about two members of the Weasley family.

About how Percy writes the essays needed to prosecute Muggleborns.

Voldemort sings his version of Enrique's Iglesias' "Hero." Read the songtext.

Ginny is afraid af spiders, but none of her brothers will save her.

Lord Voldemort has trouble designing the Dark Mark.

The ramblings of a boy who betrayed his friend. One-shot.

Flitwick is such a peaceloving character. Find out which student he really hates, and why....

She is being sorted, but raised by all teachers, she doesn't fit in just one house. One-shot, humor.

A drable. 100 words exactly. About seduction... About professors.... Just read and review.

One-Shot. Ginny breaks into Malfoy Manor. Takes place in the holiday after Luna is taken. When walking the rooms she comes across.... Well lets call it an old friend. T for swearing Overrated, but yeah...

Small joke that kept buggering me. 22 words without summary and title. But hopefully funny. If not, just drop a review and I'll delete it. So REVIEW!