Ever wondered about Pansy Parkinson's little-known half-sister? If she's so perfect and everyone loves her, then how come all the people she cares about keep dying? (Mary Sue Parody) If you like fluff and nonsense, wrapped up in an actual plot, it's all in here!

She said he was 'hot'. The thing is, he's really not. Is it wrong for me to judge my nine year old's taste in boys?

Severus Snape has finished Hogwarts and is well into his advanced potions training. Just when he thinks he's finally escaped the wrongs of his past, he gets thrown into a future he wants no part of, all because of the blasted mark on his arm.