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  • An Apprehension of Abandonment

    Alex Rider is starting to wonder if anyone's actually going to come for Walker. He's not going to push it, though. Alex knows what it's like to be abandoned and sometimes it's hard to accept. Walker's Web Part 8.

  • A Pair of Dark Denials

    Walker is busy laying his net around Alex Rider. Look, they didn't recruit him for his assassination capabilities. His real talent is securing new assets. Plus, it's for the kid's own good. Walker's Web P7.

  • A Walker in a Warzone

    Alex is grateful for the help when it pops out of nowhere, even if he is a bit annoyed at Walker's way of doing things at times. It's a bit weird to have backup and plans. Walker's Web Part 6.

  • A Brutal Business

    Walker knew that MI6 might come for Alex while he was living at the man's house. He was not expecting the absolutely brutal conduct on both sides. How the fuck has nobody gotten fired yet? Part 5 of Walker's Web.

  • Banking Bait

    Walker has been living at Alex Rider's house for a month. Scorpia doesn't quite understand the concept of not paying people. They're not MI6, for God's sake! Part 4 of Walker's Web.

  • A Difference Of Time

    Alex Rider dies and makes a deal to go back and fix everything with a suspicious figure...surprise! It works. Now he is back four years before the day his uncle dies. Can he train and pass as his age without raising suspicion? Good thing keeping up a front is what he was trained for... Note: Rating may increase. Updates are aimed at once a month, and never more than two apart.

  • These Treacherous Lives We Lead

    Walker has been given a task. Balancing your loyalties is never easy in the life of a spy. Part 3 of Walker's Web.

  • Secondary Stay

    Someone should have told Alex that Scorpia operatives are like birds. You feed one and then a bunch more show up. Part 2 of Walker's Web series.

  • The Inciting Incident

    Alex has regrets and letting these fuckers live with him was definitely one of them. Why did he let Walker past his threshold?

  • Cat Claw-nundrums

    Alex gets turned into a cat by a villain. Yassen is secretly enjoying every second of Alex being a bratty fluffball.

  • The Real Roach Nest (is MI6)

    Worm! Alex. Basically, one day he finally has enough and a bunch of roaches come in and eat the villain du jour down to the bone. WARNING FOR GRAPHIC DEPICTION OF BUGS EATING A GUY!

  • Muddling Along

    Alex was somehow conned by Tom into going to some sort of mud park. They both end up completely soaked in mud.

  • Phantom Pains

    Alex is secretly a witch who is sporadically haunted by the spirit of his father. Could be crack, could be Devilverse.

  • New Day, New Food

    Alex has been permanently put off of British food after the Winston Yu incident. Watch as he has a wholesome night out trying out a new cuisine. He'll start with French because SPITE.

  • The Craigslist Car Trip

    Yassen knew that he should have just gotten the overpriced furniture from SCORPIA's contractors. Why did he decide to be cheap and go with Craigslist?

  • Sizzling Electric

    Alex and Sabina's date is interrupted by someone from MI6. Sabina, not knowing what the fuck is going on and thinking that THIS IS A KIDNAPPING, tazes the bastard with the new tazer that Alex got her. :))

  • The Piracy Problem

    Alex gets sent back in time to a high piracy period. There are two things he's good at. Hunting and not getting scurvy. He now has to help the crew get ahold of enough gold doubloons that he can touch one, since that's his way back.

  • First Day Fun

    Alex works customer service at a grocery store. He must not murder any customers.

  • A Walk in the Park

    Jack sneaks Alex out for some unhealthy snacks away from Ian's health nut self. What are older sisters for?

  • Secret Servals

    Alex gets all of his qualifications to be a zookeeper in order. He loves animals, okay? Then, his first job is taking care of a pet for a supervillain. Should he call MI6? Nahhhh