"It had that odd sort of inflection, that bite of London that she had alternately sneered at and smiled at, a dichotomy she never knew how to resolve. It was a sarcastic drawl, an accent derived not from natural exposure to others but from careful practice." For Sachita. Please R&R!

Of marriage fails and cottontails... this is Farmer McGregor's untold story. Sequel to "A Drive in the Country." Humor. Please R&R!

Complete! Minerva's back for the holidays, but how is her family going to take meeting her new beau? How is Dougal McGregor going to take it? And why isn't this canon? Read and review, please :D

Oneshot. "I would be delighted. Oh, don't mention this to Elphinstone, would you? He still can't believe Tom and I were... you know." She laughed. "I was so young and foolish." Minerva explains her relationship. T/M. Please R&R!

Ever wondered how Voldy came up with the Dark Mark? Ever wondered why McGonagall hates the sight of it? Wonder no longer!

Oneshot. "Why did he want to go back to those days now, when she wanted him instead? Was it because she was officially something he could not have?" Tom and Minerva go for a drive. Because I can. R&R please!

Oneshot. "And he couldn't fathom why he felt this way about her." TR/MM Written for Eva. Please R&R!

Oneshot. "But it's been a long while since he has played, and things are not the same. It's not enough to appease his anger and his violence has not expended itself." Voldemort deals with disappointment. Please R&R!

Drabble. There's more than one anagram for "Tom Marvolo Riddle," and frankly, this one's more fun. Please R&R!

She knows he's gotten the last word in and anything else she says will pale in comparison so she mutters "Good alibi," and works her wrists free. Oneshot. Please R&R!

A funny oneshot in which the interviewer -yours truly- tries to get the greatest Dark wizard of all time to just agree with her. R&R if you please. :D

"Illness was a bloody inconvenience, that's what it was , and he did not take to it kindly." Tom is sick, and won't admit he is. Implied T/M but not really. Please R&R!

Oneshot. "Amidst the thick curtain of warm-tinted leaves, he appeared a dark figure in a world of color and warmth for a brief moment, suspended in time and Minerva's memory." Please R&R!

Oneshot. Minerva enjoys those gusty September nights. Her cat recognizes the threats that enjoy them as well. Please R&R!

Dumbledore has developed a dangerous addiction...to LEMON DROPS! But how? Why? What can the Golden Trio do to save him? I'll continue if you think I should. Please R&R!

"But perhaps in the utmost chaos there was order, if one looked hard enough, or found the state of mind in which one could see order in everything." Tom visits Minerva after he applies for the job, but alas, not romantically. Please R&R!

"It was in this state that he first saw her, planes of skin pale against the deep color of the lake, her hair a cloud of silky black strands interspersed with tangles of green from the kelp." Oneshot. Minerva gets into trouble..

"Diaries were worthless. What would she record, besides the day's events? Her thoughts?" Tom and Minerva have a chat about diaries. Implied T/M. First fic so please R&R!