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  • The Butler Did It

    The war is over, and now Harry has it made. He should be happy, but there’s a certain sense of dissatisfaction—until he gains control of one Lucius Malfoy.

  • Harry and the Love Tutor

    SLASH. HarryBlaise, HarryColin. Harry wants to know how to tell if someone is gay. Blaise is happy to show him. Colin, on the other hand, isn’t so happy about Blaise—or the lessons.

  • Teacher's Pet

    Sequel to Pink, can be read alone. Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows reluctantly fond of the bugger. Slash.

  • Harry Potter Always Gets His Man

    Snarry, Humour, Slash. Oneshot. Harry schemes to get Snape, but Snape’s playing hard to get. What is it that the man wants? Harry doesn’t know, but he’s determined to figure it out.

  • Pink

    Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot

  • Everyday Ejaculations

    The Dursleys have gone on vacation, while Harry is to be cared for by his godfather. Despite thinking Sirius is gorgeous, Harry is determined not to say anything, but Harry’s own magical abilities conspire to reveal his interest.

  • Catching Fire

    During the war, Harry and Severus look for a secret place to relieve their tension. 530 words. Slash.

  • This Means War

    SLASH. Harry’s taken over the Defence post, and Severus is at the end of his rope. For once in his life, he’s going to get what he wants, no matter how he has to go about it.

  • My Hero

    SLASH. Harry has defeated Voldemort and retreated from the magical world. When he comes across the one person who used to idolize him, it will either tear him apart, or be just what he needed to mend.

  • Mercury Met

    A double drabble in which Draco visits his father one last time. Lucius wants an explanation.

  • Larger Problems

    Just as Voldemort finds a way to attack Hogwarts and overcome Dumbledore, Harry finds that he has even bigger problems. Snarry humour.

  • She's a Lady?

    A humourous tale about Harry getting all dressed up with somewhere to go—to save Severus…and maybe try to seduce him, as well. (No actual het was produced in the writing of this story.) What Lola wants, Lola gets.