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  • Harry Potter and the Moment of Glory

    A nine-year-old Harry witnesses his Uncle's kind side as Vernon's favourite team wins a rugby match. Harry wishes he had his own victory, his own moment to just relish in and have everyone appreciate him.

  • A million drums

    When a comment Gunther makes insults Pepper, Rake has to save the situation. Requested by jatd4ever.

  • Pig

    Pig doesn't think Jane likes her, and this is why. Request by jatd4ever. Drabble. Jane/Smithy.

  • The one-armed man

    It was war. The neighbouring had attacked the castle, and Gunther fought valiantly. But... why was being trialed for treason? He hadn't tried to kill the king, it was one-armed man. Why was Jane being s strange towards him? For jatd4ever's request.

  • Hope

    Ron's thoughts when he leaves Harry and Hermione in the forest. If Hermione was the brain and Harry the brawn - what was he? Drabble.

  • Legacy

    He wasn't exactly the 'Great Thomas, forerunner of ballet and all things artsy', he was just Thomas. Nothing special. Oneshot.

  • Broken Eyes

    Maybe he could still see with his broken eyes. Drabble. For WreckItRalphFan.

  • It walks at night

    As the Head of the Aurory, Harry had seen a lot of things, but nothing like this. It was a strange case, one that would change his life forever. A confusing case that left the other departments befuddled, and left Harry annoyed with their inability to distinguish a brownie from a house elf. Rated M, for several reasons, including sexual situations and mentions of rape. HP/GW.

  • Dearest Little Witch

    Parody. They call me Dearest Little Witch, but my name is Hermione. I'm the smartest witch that I know, I'm also one of the only witches that. I live in a place called Daisyland, with a Golden Daisy, elves, a magical chicken and Bee Queen. A little romance will be mixed in. 150th fic!

  • 23 Lyke

    Gebasseer op 'n populêre fan theory. Foxface was maklik die slimste een in die arena, so hoekom het sy die Nightlock gesluk? VERTALING!

  • She didn't hate everything

    There was one thing that Petunia Dursley didn't hate about the wizarding world; one person she somehow trusted to safeguard her little sister, someone with kindness despite pain. For Batmarcus.

  • It was glorious

    Clove is a tiny bit insane. She loves the despair around her, she just doesn't realise it until it's too late. Rated for language.

  • To be loved

    I'm not a normal Barbie doll, the others tell me I'm ugly and that I will never be loved. I am a freak. Extension of DeathPrincess821's fic with the same name. Barbie/Monster High type crossover.

  • The Day of Monstrosities

    Kevin's day was ruined, and it wasn't even 2 pm yet! Why does the universe hate him, and where did he learn the word "monstrosity"? Kevin/Edd friendship.

  • Tears must fall

    Death is such a strange thing, not true? How does a tough guy like Kevin handle the death of one the most important people in his life? Kevin/Edd friendship.

  • Edd's Problem

    Edd hadn't like his first Daddy, or his first Mommy... so he got new ones, ones who would let him take off his hat and who would be there for him. This is dark and disturbing.

  • Costs

    What happened to Bumper after he left? Two months later he goes back, and he's a slightly changed man. Written because I don't like jerks having happy endings. Rated for language.

  • Crumbling Away

    He didn't mean it. He hadn't meant it. How could she be dead? He couldn't allow her to bed dead! And why did they view the bodies of the dead? Kinda dark with slight brotherly love. My response to the SkyeElf Challenge "If I die young".

  • What should be in Harry Potter

    What SHOULD be in HP? A bit of insanity, that's what. Things concerning bunny slippers, Dumbledore's beard, the dangers of drapery, Bellatrix's greasy hands and random conversations. BEING REVAMPED! Suggestions welcome!

  • 23 bodies

    Based on a popular fan theory of the 74th Hunger Games. Foxface is probably the smartest person in the entire arena, so why did she eat Nightlock when I am convinced she knew what it was? SkyeElf Challenge with Bramblerose4 and others.