Stupid Potter had filled out nicely from Auror training, and yet had failed to update his wardrobe an iota, and now every one of his robes was tight. Usually, Draco loved provoking the Golden Boy. Only now that his fantasy was about to become a reality, he wanted nothing more than to escape. Written for AO3's Kink Lucky Dip 2022 exchange. Censored - see AO3 for explicit version.

While investigating a suspect's office, Miles is locked in with Wright and must solve a Wordle to escape.

Phoenix hasn't been the same since the accident. (I've chosen not to list content warnings up front to avoid spoilers. See end notes for content warnings.)

"You, my ruffled friend," Sholmes said, pointing dramatically at Edgeworth, "have a startling secret to confess. The secret that Mr. Edgeworth has nursed all evening, in all his brooding melancholy, is his new lady love!" In which Sholmes gets all the wrong ideas, as usual. Contains DGS and DGS2 spoilers.

Inspector Gina Lestrade's communications with her dad, I mean, her boss.

No mystic had been invited to Miles Edgeworth's nameday. Perhaps his parents were simply unaware of the tradition. Morgan Fey made an appearance anyway. This is the story of Miles Edgeworth, the man doomed to be thwarted by Fate at every turn. Contains: Medium angst with a happy ending, suicide attempt (not graphic)

"Why did I come here today? Why am I here to defend Ashley Graydon, guilty by established court ruling and his own admission? Is it pity? Responsibility? Or perhaps I could not bear to leave him alone, shattered and defeated. For whatever reason, I'm here today to plead an impossible case."

Miles Edgeworth, who can't seem to ever take the high road, allows Phoenix to goad him into a debate of Romeo and Juliet: Who was stronger? (With costumes and re-enactment!) But unbeknownst to him, there's something else Phoenix wants to re-enact. . . .

Phoenix eagerly awaited his sixteeth birthday, when his soul mark would appear and reveal his soulmate's fated first words to him. He stared dumbly at his reflection. In clean, elegant script, directly over his heart, read a single word: Hello. Five times Phoenix thought he'd met his soulmate, and one time he actually did.

"So that's how you crushed a thick glass bottle with your bare teeth and survived the ingested shards," Edgeworth told him. "But if I'm so indestructible, why did I pass out in front of Von Karma? Why couldn't I stop him from electrocuting Maya?" "Electricity, Wright." The crack AU where Phoenix is an android!

Harry leaves the country to avoid putting his friends in danger. After Voldemort's mysterious disappearance, Draco joins Harry in hiding. Based on a weird dream I had. No real plot. Very minor pairing.