Vince has a Valentine's surprise for Howard, Howard has one for Vince, and somewhere in the mix Fossil and Bainbridge get up to some frisky business. Written for a Valentine's prompt on the BSH
In a dimension far, far away, the jazz beings are growing restless. The Shaman Council must solve the problem... But how? By sending Vince and Howard on their greatest (and only) jazz adventure, that's how!
Slightly difficult to summarise PWP. Howard loves to listen to Vince beg.
It's Howard's, ahem... 33rd birthday and Vince has a special surprise that's miles better than a bouncy castle. Fulfilling a "Vince in sexy lingerie" request from KittieHill.
Shamelessly badly written smut that I wrote last night! Ta-da! Except not graphic and rather short and fluffy. With no back story at all and very little character development... I am really not good at talking up my own stories, am I? Vince and Howard the morning after...
"He should have listened, he should have cared." Warning: Character death. Based on 'Tundra'. Complete.
So, I'm doing a short writing course and each day I write a short piece based on a prompt. Today's turned into a Howard and Vince thing so I thought I'd share...
An exercise in trying to write smut using the song "Fell for You" by Greenday. - which has now spawned a second chapter and has run away with my brain. Well, the smutty part of my brain in any case.
First ever Mighty Boosh story! I thought Vince and Howard really do have the sweetest friendship despite everything they say or do to other, they always look to each other for protection and then this happened...It's fluffy goodness! :D! Warning - Little talk of a panic attack and mean parents. Please be careful if you read. Enjoy all you lovely people!
After a rampant night of partying, vince realiizes that theres only one person he ever wants to be around. My first fic ever, please be kind and constructive if you comment.
A Booshy take on the Cinderella story. I'll just apologise now. Sorry.
Vince would rather be left broken. Warning: Character Death.
It's Valentine's Day, and Vince is struggling a bit with what to write in Howard's card.
Come with us now on a journey... to The Wild West. Vince is the cheeky young cowboy with a big heart and an even bigger wardrobe. Howard is the dark and lamenting ex-gunslinger trapped in an emotional cycle of guilt and need. Together they are...well...in a spot of bother mostly. A Mighty Boosh AU.
Mighty Boosh/Luxury Comedy crossover. Noel and the gang return from the Evening With Noel Fielding tour to find some changes around Painted Hawaii, and a few new - or rather, old - characters begin to appear. But what's causing the changes? Where did these people come from? And what is with these sudden headaches? Rated T for some swearing, minor violence and dark themes.
This is actually a Surrealissimo fanfic, based on the characters played by Noel Fielding (Bauer) and Julian Barratt (Rosey) in the 2002 film 'Surrealissimo'. Hope it's ok to have it here.
"Howard wondered what on earth could have possibly caused his friend this much pain." Howard finds a hysterical Vince in his room, crying his eyes out. What happened?
When Vince suddenly discovers he's actually a dad to a little girl called Polly, how on earth will he and Howard manage to cope? Written fro my darling wifey Georgia because we spend far too much time wondering what it would be like if Noel Fielding had kids. Sigh.
We all know Howard and Vince kissed on the roof, but what happened after the party? Howard/Vince.
Howard teaches Vince to drive, which proves much more difficult and emotional than one would originally think.
Pointless fluffy Howince slash because it's Valentine's Day and I'm super bored and super dateless. Enjoy!
Hip-to-hip action from Season 2 Howard and Vince where they're totally boyfriends. Slash and M-rated stuff, kids. Also my first ever smut! *hides behind hands*
NB: This is for my gorgeous, fantastic, amazing wifey, Emily! I can only apologise for its brevity but, then again, I believe it is the soul of wit. Not that this is funny. JUST FLUFFY HOWINCE AF. I'd also like to thank blonde Noel for helping me realise my life dreams. Oh yeah, and I stole this title from the Howard/accessories quote. Oops. That is all! Enjoy, my pretties!
Short Smiths-inspired Howince fic. They totally just played this on Radio 6 and I felt them vibes. Hope y'all enjoy this ham-handed one-shot, thanks :)
Howard wakes up one night to the sound of Vince in distress. The title says it all, really.
Vince and Howard have a small argument about relationships that leads to a little make-out session. I suck at summaries. Slash! Rated T for language.
Vince has an age crisis. Howard offers some words of comfort. He also makes paella.
Naboo goes for a walk to clear his head and something terrible happens on the way back to the Nabootique. Warning: contains non-con, self harm, alcohol and drugs, so dont read if these trigger you in any way. Rated M just in case.
Vince is a senior in high school and is starting a new summer job at the zoo. He meets Howard moon, an older man, who is the head keeper. Becoming his best friend, he and Howard go on very wacky adventures together and always get stuck in some sticky situation.
Strange Drabble that might go somewhere. Naboo's interaction with a tiny human.