"Life is good." For Dan, that little saying couldn't be any more wrong. His life is far from anything good...or so he thinks. Rated T for abuse, swearing, and dark themes. (Author's Note: This takes place during Dan's pre-teen years, by the way.)
When Dan had to take Chris to the library -rather he liked it or not- books had manage to hypnotize him. Upon realization of this, he decided to burn it down, happy to finally have a reason to. But little did he know the secrets that lie within the Library... well he find that secret, or will he just burn that down too?
Dan's life becomes more complicated when he has an affair with Elise. (Only the first chapter of this story will be available on this website. See author's profile for additional info.)
Dan is dealing with the impostor once again. But this time, the impostor is trying to be genuine. Can Dan put aside his hate and try to reason with him, or will Dan end up trying to get revenge? Rating may go higher in later chapters.
"You are here to complete six lessons Dan." The alicorn said. "You must learn kindness, generosity, laughter, honesty, loyalty, and magic. Only once you have done this will you be able to return to your reality and your home." Rating may change later on, I'm sorry if this is sub-par, I haven't been writing in a while. In progress.
-Oneshot- Elise receives a request from the last person she'd expect, yet at the same time, she's not at all surprised. Secretshipping.
Dan finds he's not alone on a particular night and is torn concerning the intruder and their rather curious motives. Slash fic! Errors in first upload are now corrected!
-Oneshot- Elise is upset that her husband has once again ditched her for Dan, but it all changes when she runs into a familiar stranger. Secretshipping.
-Oneshot- Dan and the impostor take a stroll on the internet and find fanfiction of themselves. Jerkshipping.
-Oneshot- Plotless torture fic. Mild Jerkshipping.
Princess Celestia sent Twilight a letter in which she said that Twilight must learn how to teleport other ponies, so Twilight asked her friends to help her. But something went wrong and two friends found themselves on dirty street of California. Will Twilight find was to help them or its too late?
-Oneshot- Dan* has trouble doing his work because of a certain /jerk/... Jerkshipping. Companion fic to Catch Up.
-Oneshot- Dan just wants to enjoy his burger, but that stupid /jerkface/ has to ruin everything. Jerkshipping.
Agent Silent Wind (Aka Doug) is both Dan's brother, and a agent of a shadowy organization. This means he tends to find himself caught in Dans revenge schemes, and sometimes forced to stop them.
Supplemental slice of life chapters to The Wheel and The Butterfly. A misanthropic man finds himself sharing an apartment with a bubbly, hyperactive girl. A pink pony turned human is doing her best to adjust to a new world. Together they will get through sharing living space without killing each other... probably. Cover art created for this story by Technaro.
What starts off as an another ordinary day for Dan turns into anarchy when a famous rockstar comes to town. When an incident involving a milkshake effects Dan, he realizes what he must do to get back at the famous Austin Moon. And that's: REVENGE! An Austin & Ally/Dan Vs. crossover. Chapter 2 is up!
Dan meets the most infuriating, self-absorbed, ill-tempered woman he has ever met in his entire life...and his heart swells. Note: Was meant to be a crossover with "Mother Up!", but there's no category for that show.
Dan wanted to spend his day with Chris but Elise had to show up and take him away, well won't go down with out a fight.
My first ever Dan VS Christmas story featuring Wander and Sylvia ! Enjoy !
Dan just wanted a peaceful day at the park, but since when does anything ever go his way. The KND made the mistake of ruining Dan's day and now they'll pay the price.
The world of Equestria, is about to end. When Dan wants revenge for his destroyed car, Zaniphar, one of the three owners of this account's, OC appears and teaches him the true power of magic. Now they are both going into Equestria, to do three things. One: get revenge. Two: Kill everything and everyone. Three: show this world what real power is.
After Dexter, boy genius, wins a contest with cookies for a prize Dan gets angry and vows revenge!
Dan wavered uncertainly at the door, hand suspended over the knob. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Drabble Fic. Updates: Mondays
Dan comes home to an extremely unwanted surprise. Jerkshipping, but just a bit of fluff. One-shot.
A new supermarket gets built in Dan's neighborhood. However, things heat up when he finds prices are a bit out of his range.
While trapped in the cabin, Elise decides to tell Dan a different secret. Drabble fic. Updates: Thursday.
What happens when Dan opens the door and finds a basket with a note attached to it? Find out in this oneshot!
Sequel to Dan Vs. Mother. Just when Chris and Dan thought things were back to normal, Elise's parents arrive to help their daughter for the arrival of the new baby. With Chris being ordered around by the in-laws, Dan must think of a way to get his best friend back and make Elise's parents leave.