Mindy McCready is just your everyday teenager with a secret, she just happens to be an undercover agent! But all Mindy wants is a normal life and to start her own harem of girlfriends! AU. Femslash. Sexual content and language. Think a parody of Disney and Nickelodeon sitcoms.
The countdown to ultimate terror has begun. The world is moving towards a nuclear Armageddon. Hit Girl and her European allies fight separate battles as they each begin a worldwide race against a ticking nuclear clock. Failure is NOT an option. Failure will see the end of the human race. A story from my Forsaken Universe.
This is a simple short story about Dave getting payback on a couple of criminals from his early days. Very cathartic.
Sequel to No One Takes Down Hit Girl But Hit Girl. Mindy is 16 and free, having returned to the city after leaving at the end of KA2. Dave is 18. While searching for meaning in her life, she finds a six year old homeless girl who can give as good as she gets. It's definitely a new challenge as fists won't solve anything here. Beware of Sex and Swearing.
Mindy goes on yet another rolling rampage of revenge to help a friend.
Oneshot. What if Hit-Girl hadn't gotten to the warehouse in time to do anything but save Kick-Ass? She couldn't say goodbye to Big Daddy, or take her revenge on D'Amico's men. First fic, enjoy. Rated T to be safe -Undergoing Edit-
Chris D'Amico gets whatever he wants, whenever he wants it. He just so happens to want one Javier Ramirez.
Mindy and Dave are invited to the UK, to help their friends. However, more sinister forces are at play. A story from my 'Forsaken' universe. This story will use characters and events from 'Forsaken'. 'Hit Girl Hits Britain' fits in, chronologically, between Chapter 140 and Chapter 141 of 'Forsaken'.
Mindy is on the run. She is alone. Can she survive, being alone?
This story will be about what happens 3 years later, there will be some new characters that I have made and also some new characters who seem to come back from the grave. I hope you guys like it and also I hope you guys read it! Also the rating may change!
The boy's past and how his life is changed forever. M for language.
The life of a comic book reading nerd changes drastically.
Mindy keeps thinking she sees her father, but that's impossible, because she watched him die, and anyway, Big Daddy would never hurt people, right? But she has more to worry about, because something is wrong with Marcus, and she's afraid she might just lose Dave to Katie's evil clutches. Mindy's pretty sure most twelve year olds don't have to worry about all this stuff.
Annabeth Chase and Mindy Macready are living entirely different lives, on different sides of town, never meant to meet. When Mindy looks under her dad's bed she will find something that changes both of their lives forever.
It's been a year since Mindy left. Basically a love story. Dave and Mindy's epic reunion. Rated T for Mindy's mouth
Mindy se ha dado cuenta que está enamorada de Dave, así que hace un plan. Mi primer fic.
It's been 2 years since she left NY and Dave hasn't seen or heard from Mindy in all that time. Does her apparent return signal the re-igniting of a beautiful friendship, or is the past something that will remain buried? Or is this all nothing more than a figment of Dave's own delusional desires?
A sparring session with Dave goes a bit awry when Mindy decides to try something new. Just a fun oneshot for your more humorous Dave/Mindy needs. Rated for the language and a touch of violence.
Hit Girl returns to town a few months after the end of KA2. Sure she'd figured out that she's Hit Girl, not Mindy, but the transition from girl to woman is a little bit more difficult. Especially convincing others. Then an accident during a patrol leads to being more dependent on Dave then she can handle. Chapter 17 starts a prequel to the story currently. Sorry about that.
Set 2 years after Kick Ass 2 The Movie. With Mindy now gone Dave continues the fight alone but as he tries to work out his feelings for the purple clad heroine her sudden return only serves to confuse things even more.
He has been given another chance at life. What will he do with that chance? From my 'Forsaken' Universe. This story operates in parallel and in the same time-stream as 'Forsaken'. The first few chapters will set up the back story and then the two stories will run in parallel, 'Forsaken' showing events in Chicago and 'Feral' showing events in New York. [Updated: May 2015]
Tori and her friends got the letter of their dreams. They get to go to a performing school in New York City. There they meet Dave and Mindy formerly Kick-Ass and Hit Girl. They all slowly form a friendship and bond between everyone. However Mindy and Dave must become their alter egos once more when Red Mist returns and this time a true enemy comes for them but they'll have help.
It's always there, just below the surface. It's primal and powerful, not easily controlled. It transforms you, or it destroys you...sometimes both.
This story is an alternate version of Precocious Crush, chapter 180, if Mindy had been more...aggressive in her attempt on Dave. Rated M for language, sexual content, and rape.
El mundo es horrible,¿pero puede ser un poco menos horrible? Dave y Mindy han perdido a los que mas aman,pero aun se tienen entre ellos.
What if Chris was there when Dave got beaten his first time in the Kick-Ass suit? What would even happen from there?
When Mindy and Dave go away on vacation to Vancouver for a week, something unexpected takes place, sending a dizzying array of events to come in the days to follow. Will Big Daddy, survivor of that tragic burning, be able to save his little girl and her boyfriend? Or will he face defeat and lose everything he worked so hard to save? AU.
"Christopher... C'est doux, comme nom. C'est velouté, c'est fin, presque sensuel. Une sensualité pure. Christopher c'est un nom innocent, un nom de gamin émotif. Un Christopher ne peut pas être quelqu'un de mauvais. Alors pourquoi lui, pourquoi ce Christopher-là, il a décidé de devenir un super-vilain ?" Une courte analyse du personnage de Chris D'Amico.
Carrie is still recovering from her fathers death and discovers she has a brother. Mindy and Dave have re-established Justice Forever. Uncle Ralph and Chris are back with Magician by their side trouble is coming and Sue discovers something that could change everything. Will Stephens origins be revealed?
Conversations with Hit Girl. Or, at least, with a 6 inch Hit Girl. An homage to the Wesley Dialogs by Wil Wheaton.