Artemis wakes up in a forest with no idea how he got there... or Artemis is stuck in Purgatory with an infuriating vampire and is trying to find a way out.
The Artificial Intelligence known as NANNI is on a mission. A very important mission. What is it, why is she doing it, and will she succeed? Let's find out! This is a pure romantic Artemis/Holly story. Stay away if that's not your jam! Also, contains spoilers for Fowl Twins 3.
Tony Stark receives a threatening message on his watch. He is to appear for a meeting with the infamous criminal Artemis Fowl. What does this Irishman with a vampire smile want from him?
Artemis comes home to an unexpected surprise, and along the way learns what not to call Holly Short.
Holly visits Artemis, who insists he is not sick.
Two one-shot short stories based on a few lines from The Fowl Twins 2. Romantic A/H content so stay away if that's not your jam (hopefully it is your jam though). These two shorts are not connected to each other sequentially (chapter 2 is not a continuation of chapter 1), but they're connected thematically.
Be bad, do evil and have fun!/In a world in which Artemis, together with Opal Koboi, Jon Spiro, Ark Sool, Briar Cudgeon and all the other villains are part of the Evil Association of Evil Villains. Its President is no other than Eoin Colfer, evilest villain of them all. Or so they think.
artemis is left on tv with all his friends. he has to win to defend himself (not really) read i think its awesomized
[Crossover: Artemis Fowl, OUAT, PJO/HoO, Kane Chronichles, ROTG and Harry Potter.] The characters of aforementioned stories get together to record an audio tape for Artemis (who lost his memories) describing the adventure they had when the arrival of Storybrooke shook the foundations of magic and nearly destroyed the world. [Spoilers for all series. Canon ships and possible HS/AF]
a collection of one and two shots in which assorted characters prank Butler set after The Last Guardian[mostly] PLEASE READ!
Ever wonder what happens when the LEPrecon is not protecting Haven? Or how they spend their lives outside of Police Plaza? Join your favorite LEP Officers in humorous adventures when they are "Off Duty"
A parody of The Berry Hunt Song (don't judge!). Sung by Artemis! Inspired by a conversation between me and a friend. Drabble length. Enjoy!
As you can tell from the title, this is a parody of Let It Go - Artemis Fowl Style! Artemis is so cold and detached, so what happens when he lets his emotions out? Please read!
One shots on the lives of Artemis Fowl and company, along with the poor souls that encounter them.
After the holidays, the Fowl manor is stripped of its decorations. Juliet's singing irks Artemis, driving him to meet with Holly somewhere more private. Out in the remains of the barn, Artemis pulls out two leaves, and inquires about an old custom of the People. Holly/Arty oneshot.
Artemis and Holly go to New York for five months when Holly dares Artemis to 'study' to become a normal teenager. There, they meet a girl Artemis's age who not only shares some of his attitude, but also his looks, too. A secret that has pained Artemis for twelve years is slowly uncovered. REWRITE OF UNFINISHED ORIGINAL!
Inspired by a scene from Time Paradox. What if, in every book, Holly got revenge on Artemis... by cutting his hair? Humor/fluff
Quand on a l'infortune de diriger le collège que fréquente le plus surprenant génie criminel d'Europe, il faut innover pour survivre.
In which Artemis tries to brainwash his four year old daughter, Carson Fowl. Will Holly allow it? [Howl, Hartemis]. P.s., if you are a child of four years old, please, I beg you, do not try this at home, okay? Oh, and if you're a four year and and you're reading this, you have my respect- you're most likely an time-traveling alien, cyborg, or extreme child prodigy. I don't own pic.
When Artemis has finally had enough of his brother, what tricks will he pull out of his sleeve?
artmeis is released from gons and despite being cured of Atlantis Complex has feelings depression. Butler talks to Juliet about taking Artemis out for a littlte Date to try cheer him up. Juliet takes it way beyond what Butler intended.
Artemis, Holly, and Butler are about to go on their biggest adventure yet. Their world has just collided with that of Greek demigods. Now our three heroes will have to team up with an unpredictable daughter of Hermes and an old Greek monster. How will they fare?
Can you guess what annoys Artemis Fowl II the most? Find out in this list of snippets about who wins, Artemis v.s. the things he hates.
Thanks to a teleporting accident, Artemis arrives in the Digimon World. But, not in a way anyone expected. Can he get back to his world, or will he be stuck there? And, how do Christopher and Matt fit into this? Set after 02, Hunters, and The Arctic Incident (but before The Eternity Code).
How did Foaly get it? Now Trouble knows!
The Young Master Fowl and his faithful friend Butler meet with a prestigious woman of royal decent as well as an unexpected vistor from the world famous Avengers.
Tony Stark and Artemis Fowl have a little meeting. Despite the two having the same hair, glasses and being genius billionaires, they are actually quite- no VERY- different. Random little one shot I came up with when I saw the cover of the first artemis fowl (and the first thing that came to mind was TONY STARK!) Very short
Artemis and Holly stuff, mostly. Expect each chapter to be a new short story.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone flirted with Commander Root? Well I did. Lot's of awkward situations for the commander, and of course everyone else finds it hilarious! ;)
Artemis and Holly share New Year's traditions. Based off Coldplay's 'Magic'. Just listen to the song as background music while you read.