One final fight between Harry and Voldemort. Harry runs scared through godrics hollow, but who dies? is it the terrified Harry or the pompous Tom Riddle? one shot
I really don't know why this happened...
Oliver Wood, Puddlemere United's golden boy and father to Tegan Wood. Brynne Adams, Quidditch Weekly's number one journalist and mother to Logan Adams. What happens when these two girls meet at Quidditch Camp?
fic déja postée il y a un momentfic écrite autours de mots imposés sortis tout droit du dico sisi c'est vrai Harry passe une année un peu particulière à Poudlard désolée pour mon résumé pourri, je me suis pas améliorée depuis
I know it's been done before. Hermione's life outside of school, and she decides to change back to her old self for her 7th year at Hogwarts.
Need help avoiding Peeves? Not sure what teachers not to mess with? Well then here's the guide for you! Essential for all first years to read!
Naczytałam się wczoraj angstów... i oto jaki jest tego skutek. Czytać bez kawy w reku i herbaty w ustach, grozi opluciem monitora! Poezja daleka od powagi i konwencji.
Chapter 1, more are coming for all hermione fans, that are horny boys
The mistress of the wardrobe had looked him up and down like he was an edible, black-haired lolly. Something about his arse being able to support a quarter. Or fight a quarter. Or something.
Mi történne, ha Voldemort a túlzottan fényűző életmódja miatt eladósodna? Természetesen elküldené Pitont, hogy vegyen fel hitelt. Felbukkan többek között a Kisherceg, és egy Chuck Norris nevű egyén is. T, mivel Piton helyenként kiborul, és csúnyán beszél.
Random story about when Sirius makes some crumpets for a D.A. meeting. Please reveiw
Uh oh, they're coming. They're going to take over. What's the Trio going to do? What can they do? Is that evil music I hear? Why, yes, it is! NO! Will the canon characters make it out okay or will they live forever as slaves to the Sues?
just a random one-shot I gad running loose in my brain. Hope you like it
Many hopeful applicants to sixth year studies at Hogwarts find themselves rejected by a long suffering Minerva McGonagal.
Un opéra fait de passion, d'amour, de rébellion, de peur, de doute... Venez voir le résultat d'un gros délire d'après midi !
Příběh plný sexu a tajemství. V Bradavicích řádí zvrhlé individuum, před kterým si není jistá nejen žádná sukně, ale ani žádné kalhoty (no dobře, my VÍME že tam všichni nosí hábity, ale...však víte jak to myslíme). Dále se v příběhu můžete dočíst o Bradavickém dramatickém kroužku, militaristické úchylce generála McGonagallové a dalších. Aneb parodie úplně na všechno.
Vernon arranged an accident for his nephew. Harry saw the funny side. I may do a full story, but most likely there will just be bits of a story. Feel free to take this and make it your own, just let me know so I can read it. Edited to take up less chapters.
[Slash] [HarryDraco] [RonHarry] A potions accident causes Draco to gain a vagina and detention ... with Harry.
Harry y Ron esperaban apasiblemente a su amiga castaña, hasta que unos gemidos desde el baño llamaron su atencion. Que estará haciendo la chica con su novio? Universo alterno!
Ginny and Luna want to take Harry to Candymountain. Based extremely off the video, Charlie : Candy Mountain from YouTube. My first fic, but with help from my sister 'CaramelBoost'. Parody of HP and C:CM.
Harry begins to change after his sixteenth birthday. What is happening, and was his mother entirely human? Creature!Harry fic.
Lord Voldemort, Darth Sidious and Sauron hold a meeting to decide how to deal with their problems. Will Sidious's cunning plan work? Read to find out! LoTRHPStar Wars crossover!
Full official Title: 104 WAYS TO ANNOY, HARASS, CONFUSE OR GENERALLY SCARE LORD VOLDEMORT: Surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio’d round the block and back again. It's good, please read and review
Severus Snape IS the Slytherin Sex God. Unfortunately, he's the only one who thinks so. New chapter! Hogwarts employment isn't always so glamorous...
A parody of Mary Sues, fanfiction cliches and the people who write them. Your typical Mary Sue but with a certain new asset that I 'm proud of coming up with myself.
Ron hat es wirklich nicht einfach: Zu einem will Hermine nichts von ihm wissen und baggert ständig mit anderen Typen rum, zum anderen darf er jetzt Malfoy auch noch helfen an Harry ranzukommen... HPxDM und ein sehr depressiver Ron
Warning! Parody and sillyness! 'UH' is a hardbitten chain-smoking super!harry who jumps dimensions to solve other realities' 'Voldemort problems' for them to amuse himself. Has he finally met his match? One-shot.
Who needs serious stuff, really? If you like making fun of characters or just having a laugh, you've come to the right place! This is just random parodies of the HP world and weird crack-ish, supposed-to-be-funny stuff. Any references you don't get, please review and ask Otherwise, please read, try to laugh and not get freaked out. :D
¿Eres de los que piensan que las películas de HP están muy mal hechas? ¿Has intentado enviar un paquete bomba a los directores? Entonces, eres como Dolores J. Umbridge! Entra, lee sus ingeniosas críticas y únete al club de los descontentos!
"That is not a toy snake! That is Nagini. Fear him, Al. Fear his teeth most of all. They're sharp. Snape's wiener can attest to that." :: All-dialogue, crack, drabble, Next Gen—James, Al, and Lily are Starkids watching AVPM.