The mistress of the wardrobe had looked him up and down like he was an edible, black-haired lolly. Something about his arse being able to support a quarter. Or fight a quarter. Or something.

Snape finds himself inexplicably attracted to one of his beautiful female students. She pursues him relentlessly, but he resists, determined not to give in to his darker nature and inevitably ruin her life. This is the story of Snape's journey to physical and emotional redemption, and the (VERY LEMONY) tale of the girl who helps him along the way. *Partially AU from end of HBP on*

Hermione is already stressed and frustrated, and Snape's constant belittling of her academic efforts is the straw that broke the camel's back. After retaliating inappropriately in class one day, she wonders what punishment he has in store for her.

Hermione arrives at Hogwarts after her college graduation to take on the vacant post of Transfiguration Mistress, but is faced with an enigma once she sees Snape. Just who took the greasy, dour Potions Master and replaced him with this angstily handsome doppelganger, Sexerus?

Albus Severus' Slytherin-related worrying, carried over from the epilogue. His cousin Rose helps him through the anxiety with some well-spoken words of wisdom. Written for the second task of the Triwizard Tournament. Task: Next Gen. Prompts: the genre friendship, and the emotion excited.

Minerva has had quite enough of Snape denying himself happiness. One magical day she intervenes, to great effect. Written for JustCaz, the fiftieth reviewer of my story Through New Eyes. Congratulations, JustCaz, and thank you for being a fabulous reviewer!

Severus and Hermione deal with the trials of married life: a baby, misunderstandings, and...pink milk? Cute little AU oneshot SS/HG romance fic, written for Insearchofsunrise.

When Severus finds himself desperate to get his hands on a valuable potions ingredient, Lucius offers to help him...for a price. Rated T for language and mention of slash/threesomes. (Also because I'm paranoid.)

Written for the "Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts" challenge. #367: Bribing several girls to attack Snape and wash his hair is a terrible waste of money. It is even worse when you tell him that he now has 'girl-approved hair' in detention, thus referencing the muggle shampoo commercial. Humorous silly drabble!

When Hermione begins to doubt her place in her husband's affections, Severus utilizes a unique method to reassure her of his continued devotion.

Harry gets drunk, Snape escapes to Greece, and Hedwig causes an explosion. A series of unfortunate events, you say? No, just a typical Friday evening for Snape and Harry. Get ready for some laughs!