Dumbledore est seul alors il se met aux rencontres en ligne et lors de l'une d'elles, tout va exploser !
this is Harry Potter Eats A Bear but translated with Gizoogle! Still only T.
Remember the quidditch match when Ron let in 14 goals? This fanfic shows how badly things REALLY went. And just WHAT was the spell Harry hit him with 30 mins before it started? PARODY. Flames welcome. Rated for language.. so don't say I didn't warn ya.
Aren't those fanfics about 'the Marauders and Lily read' that get so many reviews irritating? They don't even have much real text at all! Well, this is the template that I have discovered in someone's basement that all of these fic authors use!
what if the magical messiah was the actual messiah? semi but mainly not crackfic. !powerful!isthemessiah!noseriosly!harry !powerful!Voldemort no romance, no bashing, frequent biblical allusions played for humour.
The final chapter in the Loofy Trilogy! Excitement! Battles! Cake! All these things await inside! You might want to read Loofy Goes to Hogwarts and Loofy Goes to Hogsmeade first. I'm not sure this will make much sense if you don't.
HArry leaves the Yule Ball, Cedric follows, and crack insues. Done to the video and song With Love By: Hilary Duff. Beware The crack and slash! WAND ON WAND people! We have nothing against slash! We were just bored...
Harry was in the Leaky Cauldron, and he's going to learn what was kept from him since that fateful day...unfortunately...
All I can say is...this was first inspired by a section of my giant 7th HP novel that never got finished in which my Mary Sue starts up an orchestra, getting Snape to conduct it. I was inspired by a friend from school to do this. Short story.
I'm copying a lot of people when I write this. But the Marauders and Lily are in a giant MSN messenger conversation.
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
This story is similar to harry potter but all the charactors are pretty stupid and they all have weird names...and ages.
A Harry Potter, Circle of Magic, Phantom of the Opera, Tokyo Mew Mew, and Lord of the Rings crossover. Full of suspense, of broken hearts, of love, of barbecued Hedwig tenders! Very stupid and poorly written. T for character Death... LOTS of it.
Something done on spur of the moment. No offence meant to anyone. Purely my enjoyment... and others who think similarly. Which is probably unlikely. Warning Foul unreal S.E.X scene. It's a tragedy. An abomination.
O que aconteceria se Hermione cantasse a música Girlfriend da Avril Lavigne pro Rony? [RH][oneshot]
A Parody to Charles Dickins' A Christmas Carol with Vernon as Scrooge. Read on for more
Se acercan tiempos oscuros pues el poderoso ejército de Lord Voldemort, formado por cuatro peligrosas criaturas llamadas Teletubbies, planean apoderarse de la escuela de magia y más tarde del mundo mágico. Solo apto para personas valientes.
parody of people who think Harry Potter is Wicca
Ron and Hermione made a promise to Harry at the end of HBP that they would be there with him at the Dursleys. Unfortunately, they forgot one thing: Ron and muggle technology don't get along too well.
My name is Taylor Potter. I am Harry's twin sister. And I'm in Antartica right now. Based on a dream I had. One-shot.
Christmas is the best time to gather riders, I mean friends. slashhet.
Lord Voldemort ya está mayor y con la ayuda de sus mortífagos crea una mafia para seguir inquietando al mundo mágico. Después dl primer encargo... ¿Se convertirá Draco n un vampiro? ¿Seguirá Lucius con sus modelitos sexys? ¿Sufrirá Severus otra lipotimia?
Espèce de petit hooligan ! Non mais franchement ! Cette jeunesse perdue ! On les sauve d'une mort assurée et ils vous agressent ! Vaurien ! Sombre petit vandale !
Amber Celestia Violet Sapphire Goldstone is an American transfer student who goes to Hogwarts and finds love, friendship, enemies, war and a deep dark secret about herself. A MARY SUE PARODY.
Having had more than enough of his life, Harry Potter decided to broker the deal of the ages! What's Britain when compared to his life after all? – This is a piece of crackfic which is only meant to be humorous and nothing more. If you're looking for good writing, a solid plot line and developed characters…look elsewhere. You've been warned. Read at your own risk! - EJ
Draco must contend with a curse
Harry’s Animagus form is... not what would be expected of the BoyWhoLived. However, appearances can be deceiving... set after OotP
In response to the sorting hat being one of Lord Voldemort's Horcruxes Short, humor drabble.
Harry Potter sings to Cho Chang, version of Buy you a Drank by TPain, read and laugh!
ADIVINEN QUIEN VOLVIO!... Los personajes de HP se enfrentan a su peor pesadilla... dos muggles se infiltran en Hogwarts. Un documental lleno de profesores estrafalarios, personajes absurdos y musicales de bajo presupuesto. Disfruten y dejen RR! O SI NO.