Former Title: The Mark of the Blood Traitor. A jet of green light sped towards Neville. “Mobilus Harry!” Harry’s small body moved in front of Neville’s. The next he could remember was a searing pain near his eye, and his body fell...No Gay Pairings.

Hermione is sick and tired of being not noticed by the rest of the Golden Trio. One night, she does the impossible and isolates herself from them. Then she meets Voldemort...dark!Hermione

Aren't those fanfics about 'the Marauders and Lily read' that get so many reviews irritating? They don't even have much real text at all! Well, this is the template that I have discovered in someone's basement that all of these fic authors use!

AU: Will cover most HP life. Watch Harry as he and his friends defeat many Death Eaters through training, all the while Harry is going through the toughest training of all to best his so called 'Boy Who Lived' Brother. HPLL, DMGW, HGNL, RLNT, SiriOC.

Insane, funny, and cool! Bobobo lovers would enjoy! Randomness galore. What's better than that? I'll tell you: Reviews! Your own could make this fanfic more funny and random, or less depending on your biased opinions. Shake well before consumption.