A parody of course. Full of cliché. [DMHG]
Lord Voldemort's innermost thoughts on situations. Silly! Chapter 2 up!
After book seven, Harry visits Hogwarts and muses that things there haven't really changed much. Short, funny. Contains strong male on male themes.
Based on The Boyfriend List by E. Lockhart. Tiny HBP and DH spoilers. Read more inside.
My first attempt at a parody. Ginny dies. Harry eats ice cream. Hermione eats Ron. And so on. One shot. Drabble.
¿Qué pasaría si los personajes de Harry Potter tuviesen que viajar a Buenos Aires, Argentina, y adaptarse a las costumbres de allí? ¿Lo soportarían? Esta historia es una parodia de los argentinos y la vida en ese país.
This is what happens whe you read too much Harry Potter and get stuck baby sitting little kids. Please enjoy my pottyhumor. It's screwed up to the extremes and it's finnished....unless I get requests to keep going.
Two morons by the names of Hopper and Mitch travel to Hogwarts to learn magic and end up messing up the trip for many people in the magic community. Rated M for language, bad language! !OCAlert!
Its late at 12 Grimmauld Place. Sirius misses Harry and is bored out of his mind. Deciding Harry needs to get 'The Talk' he goes to wake him up. What was supposed to be a simple talk turns into a full scale, every man for himself, have no mercy, take no prisoners, war. Turned into a Three-Shot!
[OS] Quand Hermione va rencontrer une moldue qui veut écrire sur sa vie de sorcière dans une fanfiction, elle va se rendre compte que sa personne est totalement dénaturée...
A normal muggle kid named Zeke finds himself in over his head after writing slander about Harry Potter. How will Harry respond when he finds Zeke? Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
They say they have no sexual tension. Chapter 2 is commentary. Rated T because I'm cool like that. Crack-fic. Written for humor.
El sombrero manda a Harry a Slytherin separándolo de Ron y Hermione. Ahora el niño que vivió en su nueva casa tendrá que enfrentarse a la nueva situación y sus compañeros como Draco y a su jefe de casa Snape... ¿Como soportará Harry este cambio?
Mary Sue's, poor plot, and banana pudding.DracoSues Pairing
Starting with Chapter 1: Winky's drinking problem. Also featuring Baa Baa Buckbeak and many others!
A day in the life of various Harry Potter characters. Disclaimer: Don't own HP
They didn't know how they were born, or how they were able to speak – unlike their kin. They just knew they could. For the Page Number Challenge. Chamber of Secrets, Page 31 (British Edition). When Mrs. Weasley cooked those sausages, do you think they knew what was going on? Or what was happening? Find out.
An outdoor potions class leads to high tension booze and even higher tensions! Crack!Fic OOC Severus Snape, non canon compliant. Plz Read & Review!
They all just want to let everyone know who's the real Hermione. Crack!fic.
Harry stabs tom riddles diary... in ultra hi-res uncomfortably detailed Innuendo Vision !
The war is over and Harry and Ginny have settled down at a fixed up and rather homely Twelve Grimmauld Place... Along with Bat of the Dungeons Severus Snape trying to stay hidden and find peace after his recovery and survival.
Harry and his friends send notes in class using special parchments made by Hermione rated T to be safe!
Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.
Well my brother Joefish has been spouting of great fanfic ideas so I got him to dictate one. The very Random Adventures of Fenir Greyback which will be updated when we see fit. Crack!Fic
Harry Potter trials and tribulations? I don't think so, honestly I suspect I'm just making fun of J.KRowling.
Die wichtigsten Regeln direkt vom Lord. Was tun, wenn Muggel einen mit Darth Vader verwechseln? Wann eine Schutzbrille tragen? Antworten auf die Fragen, die ihr euch noch nie gestellt habt. Parodie Nur zum Lachen gut, aber dafür wirklich sehr gut!
Habt ihr euch nie gefragt, wie es im Gehirn eines Verrückten aussieht? Wie er sein Leben lebt, was er denkt? Wenn ihr es wissen wollt, lest diese Geschichte. Das GEHEIME Tagebuch vom Dunklen Lord. ÜBERSETZUNG! COMPLETE!
Parody-fic for Bowling for Soup's "High School Never Ends."
So I recently read "My Immortal." The editor in me wanted to salvage it into something slightly more readable. Here is the result.
-Jesuisnulleenrésuméetjel'assumes- Les Profs de Poudlard et quelques adultes liés au monde HPotterien font mumuse avec Facebook. Ils sont gentils, polis et intelligents. Warning : C'est un gros bordel.