fair warning: this is voldemort dancing ballet. not exactly humor but very over-the-top. the rest of the cast will appear at some point, probably also doing ballet.

Rose Weasly and Scorpius Malfoy were both sorted into Ravenclaw, much to their families suprise, and quickly became best friends. Co-written with Remi Barret

Muriel Weasley begins her first year of Hogwarts in 1898, and immediately encounters: a vampire, a book, a long-lost Heir, a secret passage in an unpleasant location, an old hat (but not the one you think), and a certain sixth year named Albus Dumbledore. It's certain to be an interesting year, at least...

Harry stabs tom riddles diary... in ultra hi-res uncomfortably detailed Innuendo Vision !

Rose Weasley will use all of her Slytherin cunning to get herself placed in Gryffindor. But when her mother confronts her with a dark secret about her own existance, Rose suddenly finds herself fighting to be sorted into a house at all. After all, Hogwarts is for humans. Four students from four houses will see the truth, and Rose will not be among them.

A series of notes and transcripts from Hogwarts, starting the day Rose Weasley is sorted in Slytherin, and Scorpius Malfoy is sorted into Hufflepuff.

Kenya Filch, a squib like her father, has been sent to live with another squib, Mrs. Figg on Pivet Drive. Can Kenya deal with a new muggle school, the exciting functions of a vacuum cleaner, and the neihbors with a hatred of all things magical while the news from her father gets worse every day? When the death eaters close in, will a squib be as useless as a Pottersues rating: bad

My Immortal rewrite from Dracos POV