Dies ist eine kleine Geschichte darüber, wie Harry dem Orden des Phönix beitrat. An sich nichts Besonderes... wäre da nicht ein Hindernis in seinem Weg: Der Ordner des Phönix. Diese Parodie ist in Dialogform geschrieben.Oneshot! Danke Cat fürs betan
There should be a law against stuff like this! So I have jumped on the My Immortal commentary bandwagon I know, hardly original but originality is overrated! . Want to see what I think of this terrible story? Then step right up and see the worst show on earth! Very bad language from both of us.
Argus Filch and Irma Pince discuss torture methods whilst cleaning the school after the final battle. DISCLAIMER: I don't own HP, and I make no money from this. Purely humor.
Nate's very own cooking show, with Prosper Malfoy as the audience. Weirdness ensues.
Do you like mindless and stupid humor? I know I do!Hopefully there's nothing wrong with the story and I haven't struck a cord with Fanfiction. This is just a series of pointless events in the day and the life in Harry Potter. Anything can happen.No flames
A letter from Draco Malfoy addressed to his fan girls. If you love Draco, this is meant for you to read!
What happens when Dumbledore wants a little fun and the students are all asleep? Rated M for a reason. Mind fuck fic. Orgy: Dumbledore, sorting hat, snape, McGonagall, basilisk, filch, mrs. Norris, Fawkes.
Ever wonder why harry's constantly ending up in the hospital wing? HP one sided MP
si vous voulez savoir ce que ça donne quand draco avale malencontreusement un filtre d'amour et se retrouve dans un conflit intérieur entre son nouvel amour pour harry et sa conscience de serpentar c'est ici! [attention craquage]
Harry would still be a famous orphan...
Pitonos marhaságok, ha érdekel nyugodtan olvasd el. Nem feltétlenül vagyok vicces... Ha van véleményed, kérlek, oszd meg velem.
Mud volleyball. Draco Lust. DracoRon Pairing
¿Logrará una joven de vestido azul y largas trenzas vencer al señor tenebroso?...
[Oneshot] Peter Pettigrew's unsatiable hunger has started to get the best of him once again, and Remus Lupin is the unlucky one on the receiving end of it all...much to his distaste.
Snape washes his hair with hilarious results. I did this when I was extremely bored, so don't be surprised if it doesn't make you laugh
Severus Snape punya ide untuk menghentikan kenakalan Harry dan Draco sampai mereka kapok.
Snape walks in on Dumbledore belly dancing.
Ermiñon vio algo que la dejó en sock, ahora lo único que la puede despertar es el anillo del placer supremo, ¿Qué harán Pretty Potter y sus amigos para recuperarlo de las lascivas manos de Tangalf?PARA LEER 2º PARTE IR A MI PROFILE
Draco is having a hard time getting his lover to embrace his inner wizard but it's not until an unexpected midnight visit that Harry is finally convinced to throw off his Muggle ways. DracoHarry.
Myrtle la Llorona tiene un oscuro secreto, bueno más bien siete, y, a pesar de que intenta encontrarles el escondite perfecto, no puede evitar que caigan en las manos erróneas. Como tampoco puede evitar que les den un uso... incorrecto.
Warning: DH spoilers. Voldemort is planning to take over the Ministry of Magic, and his Death Eaters need a little song to boost their spirits about the whole endeavor... a short Harry Potter musical!
This is a pretty crazy story, you'll get the picture once you read it. Harry finds it hard to go to sleep, when Yoda pops in and decides to teach him meditation. It all goes downhill from there... and I mean really downhill...
Wie sieht der Unterricht an einer anderen magischen Schule aus? Wer sind die jungen Hexen und Zauberer, denen die Zukunft offen steht und wie werden sie darauf vorbereitet ihr Schicksal zu erfüllen?
This story is about the endings JKR didn't come up with they may just leave you permanently scarred. Though odds are it won't be shaped like a lightning bolt. And from experience I can tell you it won't be on the forehead...
Narcisa têm a estranha idéia de depilar o marido de acordo com as técnicas trouxas de depilação. O resultado é um Lúcio muito nervoso e muitas risadas.
This is the story of a Mary Sue named Alanna Marie Snape. Please don't take this seriously, it's just a bit of fun. AlannaSirius
Une fin alternative au tome 6 ! Ou comment Dumbledore échappe à la mort et s'enfuit avec E.T ! Petit OS, très très petit... Venez lire quand même s'il vous plait !
My take on what the characters of Harry Potter would have to say on there deaths marriages children and jobs all characters deceased and all
[Tłumaczenie] Przezabawna parodia chyba wszelkich możliwych opowiadań HP!
I decided to make this a series of short one shots when Harry ends up saying "Because I'm special." in each one. Enjoy!