Sort of a sequel to Woman Speak. Here the males of the Harry Potter universe create a guideline that should be followed by men the world over!
Random ideas on a random day...song parodies and such galore! Harry Potter, featuring quotes and such from Disney Channel and other places...
Humorous Marriage law fic. Some SLASH but it's only Lockhart, and no one really cares about him, I don't go into detail. Hermione likes everyone's favorite potions master... watch out Sevvy! Please R&R NEW CHAPTER UPDATE! CHAPTER 4 IS UP!
Oliver Wood está desesperado, tanto que recurre a la conocida revista Corazón de Bruja para que le ayuden, de una vez, a encontrar pareja. Bajo el pseudónimo de Oliver el imbatido se verá envuelto en un programa de citas donde descubrirá que, lo suyo, siempre ha sido el Quidditch. "¿Mi único amor? Mis pelotas."
Es un día normal en el Número 12 de Grimmauld Place. Walburga alimenta a los locos del sótano, Orion hace su temprana visita al minibar, Sirius se prepara para su fuga diaria y Regulus duerme plácidamente en su habitación. Kreacher es feliz sirviendo a los amos, pero ese día ocurrirá algo que le volverá aún más dichoso. Para Venetrix.
Someone is murdered at Hogwarts and the Las Vegas CSIs are brought in, but the case is quickly forgotten. Harry Potter CSI crossover. GrissomXHarryXHermioneXSaraXGregXRonXDracoXNickXCatherineXDumbledore...you get the picture. It's cracktastic!
Los personajes también tiene sentimientos, y lo intentan demostrar escribiendo a su autora, tratando de dejar las cosas un poco claras. EL CAPÍTULO 3 CONTIENE SPOILERS DEL SÉPTIMO LIBRO
Hermione/Multi. Strange things are happening to Hermione. With the love of her friends and a bit of magic, can she finally realize her lifelong dream? Written for the Great Matriarchal Harem Challenge in the Teachers' Lounge. Mind the genres, please.
Puede que Rubeus Hagrid sea el alumno más popular del Castillo. Puede que Tom S. Ryddle Jr. le tenga más manía que la rubia pija de toda comedia de adolescentes que se precie. Puede. Pero lo que Hagrid busca no es eso. Es un amigo. De esos que te tejen vestidos de tela de araña mientras devoran a la gente que te cae mal. Un amigo como Aragog.
Petit one-shot ridicule inspiré par une image hilarante qui explique de façon pas très sensée la raison pourquoi Tom Jedusor serait devenu Lord Voldemort. Tout ça à cause d'une œuvre d'art (ratée) à l'orphelinat...
The characters of Harry Potter from the Very Potter end of the spectrum discover the brilliant invention that is internet chatrooms.
Drabbles, Drabbles, Drabbles : Doch sexuell zweideutige sucht ihr bei mir vergebens.
Et si en réalité tout le monde se trompait sur Marie-Sue ? Si en dépit de son côté cruche elle cherchait autre chose ? Recit poignant et farfelu de la Marie-Sue Arc-en-ciel au château du grand Dumby.
Bellatrix and Narcissa are staying in a muggle town, in a muggle home, on a mission from Lord Voldemort. This story will give you lucky muggles an inside look on their daily lives. Their mission, you ask? Like we're tellin' you.
AU. At the start of Harry's 7th year, a group of mysterious girls show up and turn a warstricken Hogwarts upside down. Note: The title is completely arbitrary.
Draco's take on the Harry Potter series. Simple as that
El título lo dice todo.
Was kann dazu führen, dass Harry Potter zu einer männlichen Hure wird, Draco sich eine Aluminiumkappe bastelt und einige Dinge ziemlich schief laufen? Ein spontane Eingebung von einer bekloppten Autorin...Slash, Inzest, andere komische Sachen HD
When the Deathly Hallows epilogue isn't enough! Short ramblings. R&R!
The Daily NonProphet starts an advice column called Ask Peeves, featuring the pissed off, sarcastic advice columnist, Peeves. If you want Peeves to answer one of your questions in a future chapter, write it in a review, send me a message, or email it to m
In Zeiten des Krieges müssen oftmals verzweifelte Maßnahmen ergriffen werden – "für das höhere Wohl" würden einige sagen. Aber alle Dinge haben Nebenwirkungen, wie Minerva McGonagall entdeckt hat, nachdem alles gesagt und getan war. One-shot. Canon compliant incl. DH. Keine Pairings; vorsätzliches Lesen entgegen der Intention des Autors (wie immer).
A ne surtout pas prendre au sérieux ! Ceci est un délire complet. J’ai mélangé mon aversion pour la « télé réalité » et mon ennui d’un jour. Votez pour le meilleur candidat qui doit devenir l’ « âme sœur » du grincheux national anglais.
A new interpretation of well known poems, children rhymes and songs. German and English.
A short, entertaining story with no purpose or moral. Harry, Ron & Seamus get violent up in the dorm.
Rita Skeeter has written a sequel to her biography of Albus Dumbledore and Snape's portrait has a copy of it. Rita reveals all about Albus's romantic relationships, much to the surprise of everyone...including Albus. Please R&R.
Alles was man braucht um ein erfolgreiches Death Eater Jahrestreffen zu organisieren. g Nicht ernst nehmen! Vielen Dank an meine Muse, Dark Angel! hug
Slightly bizarre story about Ginny, and her life with her new parents. Written for KK94 and Little Miss Thalia Grace. Completely and utterly AU! No, really. I don't think it can get much more AU than this. AVPM/AVPS/AVPSY Rated T for strong language.
Xover Harry Potter und Jesus Christ Superstar. Nicht ernst nehmen
Xover mit Rocky Horror
A rumor spread through Draco and Ginny's advice column in Hogwarts's daily newspaper has caught the school by storm. Suddenly, everyone has Draco/Ginny fever! Written by idreamofdraco for The DG Forum.