Ever wonder how the founders came up with Hogwarts' motto? Well, some Gryffindor bravery and a little crush on Rowena Ravenclaw goes a long way... Adult content.

A few months after the dragon incident, Rowena gives birth the Helena, positions are argued over, and we learn a thing or two about Salazar. This will not make as much sense if you haven't read DDNT, as there are references.

Bellatrix and Narcissa are staying in a muggle town, in a muggle home, on a mission from Lord Voldemort. This story will give you lucky muggles an inside look on their daily lives. Their mission, you ask? Like we're tellin' you.

Title is self explanitory if you have read DDNT andor Classes. NOT A LEMON! Read on.....possible people....read on.

It can be good to keep a few richer than God servants around. Voldy had a very good Holiday, and he'd like to tell you about it in song. ... It's just a little something from us to hold you all over untill after the Holidays.

Narcissa discovers the internet, and Bella accuses Snape of doing some unspeakable things. Just a short crack fic to tie you all over.

It's Christmas, or the Day of Despair, at Hogwarts! No more summary is needed. If you are unfamiliar with us: Beware. Much crack went into the making of this fic. *Not really*

The Dark Lord wants something a bit... unusual, and his followers get it for him. We don't remember what we were smoking when we wrote this. Implied Slash in some parts, but nothing graphic, just so you've been warned.