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Harry ist heterosexuell, wirklich. Leider glaubt das außer ihm selbst niemand. Harry Luna Blaise crackfic. Übersetzung aus dem Englischen, Original verfasst von opalish unter dem Titel The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex.
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Written for Muggle Movie Appreciation Club. One shots. Rated T for swearing
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Historias cómicas, paso a paso Draco se acerca a Hermione, en el camino, más de dos cosas resultarán por completo divertidas, intenso juego de deseos...ojalá les guste, rían un ratito, nada les cuesta mirar no?
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Imáginen esto, Molly y Arthur descubren en la habitación de Ron, unos diminutos paquetitos metalicos...¿qué podrán ser?...en el mundo mágico no hay nada parecido...¿porqué Ginny se pondrá tan roja?...¿porqué Hermione se altera?...¿anticoncepivos?...nunca!
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Hermione Granger, Synyster Gates, Michael Vick, Miley Cyrus, Lala the Teletubby and Barney the Dinosaur set out to find the Holy iPod, stolen by Lord Voldemort. Kinda stupid, really funny!
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The Ministry finds out about the biggest breach in the Statute of Secrecy in wizarding history. The shock waves of this breach spread across the magical community as they slowly discover fan fiction....
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Hermione, the most brilliant and patient witch in Hogwarts and hopelessely in love with Fleur Delacour, is shocked, when she witnesses Mrs. Norris doing something unspeakable to her pet. How will she react? Hermione/Fleur/Mrs. Norris in a way
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One meets all sorts of interesting people in the Three Broomsticks. Written for a class project, which means reviews and reactions are love.
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this is a little homage/spoof ( well not really a spoof) of the song "The Time Has Come" I wrote on may 5 , 2011 to honor the final Harry Potter movie. enjoy. please read and review. thanks
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A trio of oneshots. Never let a Black, werewolf and the Boy-Who-Lived-To-Annoy-Voldemort get drunk together.
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Nous nous demandons tous pourquoi Pettigrow était à Gryffondor ... Ce misérable traître abruti comme une baguette pétée La faute au choixpeau ? C'est certain. Mais encore ?
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Wenn Filme und TV-Serien irgendwann einen so hohen Bekanntheitsgrad erreicht haben, dass man sie an nur einem Satz erkennt...
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Voldemort is back again. The TV makes a comeback. And Harry levitates a tree. 100 world drabble for 'How Lord Voldie Died' Challenge by RuneWitchSakura
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A collection of one-shots that show how different situations could occur in the real world, rather than the clichéd world of fanfiction. Warning! Parody ahead.
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¡Exclusivo para chilenos! Voldemort quiere celebrar algo y no sabe qué. ¿Qué sucede cuando Draco descubre, mediante el computador de Weasley padre, el 18 de septiembre? ¿Cueca? ¿Empanadas? ¿Asado? Pero al estilo Mortifago, por supuesto.
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A silly ditty containing Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Snape and a little newt. Also, special appearances by Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd and former opposition leader, Brendan Nelson! read and review! Rated M just in case!
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If Severus and Sirius didn't hate each other, I'd say they'd be the greatest wizarding comedic duo EVER! Not Slash, I don't like that stuff. Dumbledore, Remus, Bellatrix, and the Doof who lived too! Lots of irreverent humor... As you'd expect from me!
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Oparte na Bieleckim opartym na H.P. M ze względu na słownictwo i gej-seksy. / 'Popatrzyłem spod grzywki na chłopaczka, który giął się przede mną w ukłonach. Aż chciałem się wyrwać z tekstem z mugolskiego filmu, czyli po prostu krzyknąć „JAK JEŹDZISZ TY PENISIE!", ale obawiam się, że nikt by mnie nie zrozumiał.' (...) 'Niezły jest. Rozmawia ze mną tak długo i nie zwiał...'
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Here is a scene from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets that I re-did from some thoughts I had lately. Enjoy the mayhem as Harry finally leaves Gilderoy Lockhart's office only to encounter a new type of trouble! no pairings
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A short Draco Malfoy parody that pokes fun at the sad HP fangirls that enjoy self-inserts and brutally raping canon. Written some time ago in fond memory of the idiots that litter Quizilla.
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Harry has to stay after class for a little detention, but this time, he may just enjoy the detention...
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Harry, Ron, and Hermione sing about the Deatheaters! Spoof of the FCC song from Family Guy.
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Harry just found out about the prophecy at the end of his fifth year. Dumbledore sings to him to help him feel better.
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Ginny prevails! Ron is threatened by Ginny, and must fulfill her requests! NOT INCEST - finished, finally though last chapter is a bit of a joke...
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Harry doesn't know how but him and Hermione are on the moon. Crackfic.
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El Lord esta cansado de sus mortifagos y su incompetencia, por lo que decide tomar un pequeño descanso pero, a causa de un error sus planes se ven frustrados. Este fic participa en el Reto Anual La Agenda del Señor Tenebroso del foro el Mapa del Mortífago.
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One-shots written for 5x10prompts. While this one is more light-hearted, the darker fics are usually made into multi-chaptered fics. Warning: This is where I keep the one-shots that includes extreme randomness. Crackfics included.
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One of those stories we could do without.
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Goodbye plots, hello poems! A treatsie nibblet for all parody poetry fans out there. Now up- bestiality.
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Title pretty much sums it up. Reeeaaally weird. Something my friend and I came up with a long time ago.
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