A silly ditty containing Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Snape and a little newt. Also, special appearances by Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd and former opposition leader, Brendan Nelson! read and review! Rated M just in case!

Just a song about Harry's sad life. Featured: strong gay content, a hairy man on a bike with a wand and a bone of a different sort...