Harry must face his deadliest enemy yet - the evil Plasticiney-mort!
Muahaha. I hate Pansy so much. Rated T for language.
A story of Dumbledore's depraved yearly "fundraiser" Very sick, disturbing and funny.
Kyle, an 18 year old, makes his way to Hogwarts. What crazy antics will he go through? Who knows? Read and find out! Note: Not for children, the easily offended, or easily offended children. Also, it is in the format of a screenplay, simply for simplicity
Shall we practice?" he asked, turned, and wiggled his ass in an enticing way. If he was going to wear a skirt he was going to make Harry pay for every minute of it. HP/DM yaoi, mild. Random song/fanfic. rated M just in case...
Es el tercer año del trio de oro y una nueva alumna llega a Hogwarts ¿Como afectara esto al trio de oro?¿Harry Potter se olvidara de Sirius por conseguir su amor? ¿Logrará ella ser la estrella que tanto desea?
jens sister xoxo annoys Jenny. Jenny wants her to go away.
Hogwarts is holding a dance competition. Judges Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall aren't very happy... But, let the magic begin.
Escrito para el "amigo Invisible navideño 2017-2018 del Foro La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black" para radenzaprior NADA es una palabra simple pero llena de misterio.
The journals of the Harry Potter gang! Read about Harry's scar, Draco's hair gel, Hermione's hair, and more! "Mother got mad at me and mad me hug Dobby. I smell like house elf now. Gross."-from the journal of Draco Malfoy On hiatus.
Insatisfaits de leurs avenirs, blessés par leurs passé, seize sorciers des quatre maisons envoient une liste de suggestions afin de sauvez l'avenir. Pour sauvez l'avenir il faut modifier le passé. En aidant celui qui peut tout bouleverser: Harry Potter! Série de Drabbles, fic délire.
In war with Voldemort and his Death Eater wasn't enough. Now the Harry Potter's gang have to become a therapist for an over imagination young girl who is too smart and childish for her own good. Can't this get even more worst! R&R to find out more!
J.K. Rowling is introduced to Harry Potter fan fiction.
A series of nightmares leaves Hermione wishing for a more ridiculous solution. A set of drabbles written for the GrangerSnape100 "Floo Challenge"
Harry Potter deckt gemeine sex Kriminalfälle auf.
One-shot. 'When the man-thief got to his table Severus was sitting in the shadows in a mysterious fashion. "Welcome" he whispered. "I...I can't see you," she stammered. "Sorry." Snape turned the frilly lamp on next to him.' Not to be taken Siriously!
What happens when Ron Weasley casually runs into Barack Obama? (One-Shot from a random prompt)
Song parody to Taylor Swift's Love Story: from Voldemort's point of view
Spielt im Coldmirror-Universum. Fresh D beruft eine Leherversammlung vor Beginn des Schuljahres ein. Was kann da schon passieren?
Dumbledore décide d'envoyer ses professeurs en vacances d'été en France pour souder l'équipe enseignante.
12/NOV/09 CAP 4!- Lily no tiene en orden sus sentimientos y james es el tipico egolatra malcriado que nunca admitiria amar a una come libros. Mmm Si, ese amor debe funcionar. Te odio, Te amo, Te odio, Te amo? Que revoltijo de sentimientos! Mala en Summ!
Alle diese Drabbles sind für das Drabble-Festival auf der lj-community “heulende Hütte” mit dem schönen Thema “schlechte Zauberstabscherze” entstanden.
Potassium was destined to give off 1 electron, and thus the ionic wizards called him, "The Giving One." Is Lord Iodine a perfect math with his 7 valence electrons? Read to see if there was really a redox reaction between them!
This is my attempt at the '100 Things I am not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts' challenge set by Sharlmalfoy. Never before have I attempted writing a challenge fic, so I hope you readers enjoy it. Rated 'M' for language.
J'ai voulu faire un Harry Potter version "La Petite Sirène", alors voilà donc en fait c'est un mélange du conte d'Anderson et du film Disney j'arrivais pas à choisir entre les deux ' Bonne lecture !
This is my version of the MarySue parody fic. First one: Hogwarts is attacked by MarySues, Hermione's POV. Second: Ginny is fed up with being labelled a MarySue, and has decided to do something about it. Rated for violence and language!
Necessary dashes '-' were not allowed in the Title Line! A 3 part bit of Parody, Abstract, Humor; in a Harry-Potter-Outer-Limits-Twilight-Zone! - dO-nOt-AdJuSt - AnYtHiNg! - wE-cOnTrOl - EvErYtHiNg! - R&R
Harry and Dumbledore have a "fun" private time in Dumbledore's office.
One day, a class of Year 9 pupils get a surprise as a certain Dark Lord claims to be their supply teacher! What COULDN'T go wrong?
This is going to be painful for some of the Hogwarts crew, but as the truth must get out the soapbox must go up...