Draco Malofy has never cooked a day in his life. But he wants to do something special for his girlfriend of a year Hermione Granger. An idea popped into his head that he should try to cook. What could go wrong? Written for both Fortnightly Challenges Thread's Around the Board, and November Event: Build a Zoo on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
HAIRY POT-BOI DOES SOME EPIC STUFF IN THE LAND OF WHEREVER HE LIVES IDK.
The magical section of the Albanian Secret Police handles an unimportant disturbance in a forest nearby the village of [REDACTED].
My Immortal fan fiction but written correctly. All credit goes to Tara.
Year six is going to be a doozy for Harry, as he deals with teen love, Mary-Sues, pregnant blonde Slytherins, zombie house-elves, and a greasy-haired professor who is definitely NOT going to betray everyone. Good thing Vassago the demon is back to save the day. Yeah, this is going to suck. Sequel to 'Devil's Covenant'. Special Christmas chapters now up!
Another Filk parody written to the song "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran.
A Filk parody about Snape and Lily written to the song "Somebody That I Used to Know" by Goyte
Draco, suave and cunning business man, is head over heals for Harry Potter, London's favorite model. When Harry gets kidnapped, and with Draco's reputation on the line, how can things get resolved? Well... Draco must become a superhero. (Warning... this is a parody. It was super fun to write, ngl)
Un recueil de lettres, trouvé dans la grande armoire bleue, entre un tas de robe et un tableau de la girafe qui faisait le guet à l'entrée de la salle commune de Griffondor, dans le coin arrière droit de la la Salle sur Demande, au septième étage. C'est la dernière preuve de l'amour qui lia un jour deux adultes à Poudlard, Argus Rusard, et Irma Pince, et tout ce qui en résulta.
What do you get if you take a sugar-high author reading Harry Potter books? This random fic. Rated T just incase of violence. Second story in my Random Tales Of series
It is very ill-advised to Confund anyone in control of a passenger motor vehicle. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing. Character death.]
Annexe
¿Es cierto que en algún lugar del mundo hay alguien idéntico a ti? Ellos lo comprobaron. El sueño de algunos puede ser la peor pesadilla de otros. Crossover de los fics Life Unexpected y Guerra.
This one happened because they finally broke me. For those of innocent minds... just don't read this. Please. Its a Sequel.
Les Gryffondors par si, les Serpentards par là, un peu de Serdaigle mais ou sont les Poufsouffle ? On parle tout le temps des lions, des serpends et des aigles alors cette fois ci c'est au tour des blaireaux d'être sur le devant de la scène. Préparez vous car là, vous n'êtes pas prêt...
En cours de potions, Neville se trompe dans la préparation de sa potion. Tous les Griffondors et Serpentards de 5 ème, le professeur Snape et Lupin en subissent des effets secondaires... surprenants!
Hagrid is swole! Harry wants to make gains! Dumbelldore can take the 60s for a ride on the bench!
What's better than a Harry Potter Manifesto to inspire first-year Gryffindors?
Simple farm girl Sasha‘s world is turned upside down when she’s visited by harry potter himself and with the help of a few unlikely friends she must save the wizarding world!
Please do not read this if you have not listened to the amazing podcast Tales From Godric's Hollow. It will make no sense otherwise. If you have not listened, I highly recommend you do so. It is one of the best things ever.
A parody of the "Harry gets sent back in time by Grim Reaper" stories, from the point of view of an Albus Dumbledore who doesn't know about the time travel. *One Shot*
Harry doesn't want to go to Hogwarts. Albus insists. Let's see they fight!
Years after the Battle of Hogwarts, VH1 is proud to present a television special revisiting your favorite heroes, answering the question of what came next for everyone. Find out where Harry's professors are now, what his friends are up to, what has become of the Golden Trio, and where Harry's life has taken him. Hosted by Gandalf the Grey.
Because, why not? We can't write serious stuff all the time, anyway.
"It's your birthday, and I'm here to give you a gift." "What gift do I want from YOU!" Voldemort paused, looking at Harry, licking his hips. " The gift of being...touched!" (VERY M)(short one shot)
A Very Snarry Detention written using the botnik predictor typer
Harry's 4th year at Hogwarts was weird. Like…really weird. Every day, he wakes up in a new fandom. Join him on his quest to make it out of 4th year alive and with his sanity intact.
James and Lily Potter welcomed twins into their family on the 31st of July in 1980, twins who were rather unique and different from one another in a very noticeable way. Their names were Lyla Jamison Potter and Arabella Lillian Potter. The two sisters were like night and day, clashing with one another in all kinds of ways, always returning to one another in the end. During a dark
Quelquefois obnubilé par sa personne, certes. Harry Charlus Potter est simplement un génie qui... ne sert à rien. Souvent égoïste et pense que tout tourne autour de lui, Harry décide de prendre la place d'un certain Harry James Potter pour... ne pas faire de claquette. Il trouve soudainement un idole lorsqu'il se retrouve dans un certain cimetière...
Sirius teaches Harry a spell, and Harry saves the Wizarding World.