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Even villains deserve a break.
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This is the story of what happens at Hogwarts after the Battle. All of the kids have gone back to school for 8th year. Hr /R Hr/D H/G G/L Ha/Gi Lu/Ri M/P
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!Not fun fiction of Harry Potter! Authorized translation This is a crossover of Lord Voldemort and Lin Daiyu from the Chinese classic "The Dream in Red Mansions/Stone story".(They are really popular in China recently, by the way.) Cover by@东北地区唯一的少女路易 Contains 26 mini stories. No consistent plots or backgrounds. We love Lord Voldemort's complexity and Daiyu's delicate character
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I refuse to be defeated. It just took me awhile to get up the courage to post this again. So here it is, the heavily edited version; no 'f' word or anything else. . . Parody of the song Who the *explicit* is Alice by Smokie. . . I mean absolutely nothing by this, this was just something I did to be silly. . . Hate me if you want
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7 personnage du monde de harry potter en péché , on va avoir du fun et les chanson ne m'appartienne pas mais je les empreinte juste pour le fun
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Not for the light hearted...
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L'Histoire se souvient de l'attaque des Mangemorts lors du mariage de Fleur et Bill Weasley, mais personne ne se souvient de comment cela s'est terminé …
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A niggling thought appeared at the back of his mind. What if he… No, he had sworn to never use his animagus form! But if it was the only way… This is a oneshot about how Voldemort found his animagus form, along with how he ended up using it to further his eeeevill plans! The Voldemort Mosquito saga might be continued on demand, let's just see what you guys think of this one!
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DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. THIS IS A LIGHTHEARTED ATTEMPT AT A MYSTERY ONE-SHOT. WARNING: Content not for children. Summary: In the holidays after the Tri-Wizard Tournament fiasco, a man is killed, and Harry and Tonks happen to find the body. (If you really want to know the tricks and steps to write a detective story, look no further...)
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Blaise is enamored, the twins are wearing kohl for fun, and once upon a time, the moon first glanced upon the sun. 'Perhaps you should keep it,' she smiled with curious warmth, 'I am sure it went through a lot of trouble finding you.' Warning: you might laugh. Rated T. Short chapters. Feedback always welcome! ps: la imagen no es mía.
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Her dreams were getting worst. She's fantasizing quite a lot about the Slytherin Prince head boy, whose room is just in-front of hers. What if two can play the game? And teasing is his game? Is she going to give in or not? [Draco and Hermione] [Lemon! LEMON!] [Rated M]
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"Harry Potter and the Cursed Child" is a joke, a very bad joke. So I wrote my version of the epilogue for the whole saga. Probably more credible in regards how a normal guy would act on Harry's place. Read and review. black!Hermione PoC!Hermione
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Harry and his friends will vanquish Voldemort. The earlier they do it the better. No question about it. With time traveling shenanigans this is all very feasible. Crack-fic.
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A retelling of the infamous My Immortal, with slightly better grammar and story telling.
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Everyone knows the infamous My Immortal, so I thought I'd throw in my two cents as well. WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE/VERBAL ABUSE/SH*T WRITING (the writer of the story, not me, although I'm no Shakespeare)
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If you read Harry Potter and the Unauthorized Adaptation, you know that nothing happens in that story without my say-so. That means that I say who lives, who dies, and who ends up with who, no matter how illogical. But if you think you know these characters, you'd think they'd never have a casual outing, or see a Disney movie. But that's all in Rowling's universe. What about mine?
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After learning that his wife Ginny is pregnant, Harry James Potter rushes to tell his closest friends about the good news, only to find out from Dumbledore that he is not James Potter's son. Well then, who's his real dad? (The answer may be surprising) WIP, Crack/Humor, PG13 for mild language.
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Et si la magie et tous le reste n'existaient ? et si Les Maraudeurs n'étaient que de simple étudiants ? Et si Dumbledore et les autres professeurs n'étaient que du personnel du collège-lycée, Poudlard.
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We always made the player character write down in a diary to save data. Now it's time to invade their privacy and see what exactly they were writing in that thing.
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Ser una drama queen, perdón, un señor oscuro, no es nada fácil. si no que le pregunten a lord Voldemort. Esta historia participa en el reto Palabras al azar del foro La Madriguera.
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An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.
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CRACK FIC. Utter drivel. Malfoy turns Harry into a cat. Ginny adopts him and madness ensues.
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Harry is having fun, Snape's afraid of blood, Dumbledore is in his own little world, and Voldemort has a bad hairday. No pairings.
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Hi my name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore and I have long grey white hair and a long grey beard and icy blue eyes like limpid tears. / This is a joke that got completely out of hand. Will be updated erratically, a few chapters at a time, until I get bored or run out of original chapters to mock.
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Draco Malfoy has finally found his true love. But who could it be? DRAPPLE
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SIRIUS GOES MLG STYLE AND REKS SOME DIRTY NOOBZ (A parody on the death of Sirius Black)
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Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
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Harry Potter is an heir. And a billionaire. Titled and noble. He has many castles and much money. What will he do?
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Hacer una novelización completamente seria del juego original fue imposible. Hay les dejo lo mejor que pude. Acompañen a Rojo, un niño lleno de anhelos y sueños, que se frustran cuando lo fuerzan a vivir muchas emocionantes, tormentosas, dolorosas y traumatizantes, aventuras en un mundo habitado por monstruos de porquería, como los llama él. Todo en compañía de arrimados.
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Tom expects Harry to be the Golden Boy hero, and to come swooping to Ginny's rescue. So when Harry does indeed come swooping in, but with no intention whatsoever of saving Ginny, Tom doesn't know what to think. OOC. Possible Slash
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