Harry finds a welcome diversion from homework in the form of the Marauders Map
"I know you'll forgive me for doing this, but I don't think James would if I didn't." Remus said. Padfoot rolled his eyes in a way all together far to human for a dog. He knew Remus was right.
Hi my name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore and I have long grey white hair and a long grey beard and icy blue eyes like limpid tears. / This is a joke that got completely out of hand. Will be updated erratically, a few chapters at a time, until I get bored or run out of original chapters to mock.
A series of one shots using the 199 chapter titles from the seven novels. Canon, non-canon, widely accepted fanon. Different generations and pairings. Basically just whatever the hell comes to mind. Please read and review. Thank you
She thought she would always love her husband, but she knew she would always love him more. TW: Mentions of abuse
A fluffy little fic about Harry looking after a fluffly little Pygmy Puff while Ginny is away at Quidditch Training Camp.
A young Lucius Malfoy is on a mission to piss his father off as much as possible. Who'd have thought he'd meet the love of his life along the way. Trans-Narcissa. TW: brief mentions of transphobia and emotional abuse.