If Harry has a bit more snark and a bit more mind - here's how some of the scenes should have played out instead!
Sometimes i get a boner thinking about my mom. She's old and pruny. I like taht.
We've all read the stories over and over- some well done, others not so much. Now's your chance to see your favourite clichés in a whole new light! Does Hermione live in a family of spies? Is she, in fact, a pureblood? Is the Marriage Law a legally binding contract? Did she get a miracle makeover on summer holiday? Look inside to find out!
Aren't you sick of those Dramione story cliches? You feel me right? This is for you.
In a city of retired video game and other media characters, former heroes Link, Dante, Cloud, Blade and Spikeman embark on insane, nonsensical and VERY inappropriate misadventures. Rated M for just about everything.
I attempt to convert the infamous 'worst fanfiction ever' into a decent story.
We all have our own ways of telling the story of Harry Potter with the help of fanfiction. But how do we really explain what causes them to stray away from the books, movies, or other things? What will the fans say? Will they accuse us of trying to replace what's already "perfect"? Or is it the other way around?
Random parodied scenes from Harry Potter.
Et un pays n'a pas le droit de tout faire, alors pour se moquer un peu, les autres vont écrire une petite liste de ce qu'il n'a PAS le droit de faire. Le premier à se faire cibler est Angleterre!
Some people just can't keep their legs closed or in their pants. Harry is one of those people. When he finds out that a kid might be his, he's the first to run. Contains one-shots of Harry being a dead beat dad and getting DNA tests done. I might change my mind and make the chapters connect. This will stay rated T.
Harry Potter has lived a crappy life with his aunt, uncle, and cousin until he finds out he's really a wizard and a famous one at that! With this knowledge, he plans to make the most of it. My parody version of what should have happened in the HP series. Book 1 anyways.
A spoof on the infamous fanfic, "My Immortal," written by Tara Gillespie (I think) with my own added twist.
In her seventh year, Hermione finds an interesting book in the library that she decides to show Ron and Harry. It has stories about some of the people they know...
¿Quién no ha soñado alguna vez con hacer preguntas a sus caballeros favoritos y que éstos les respondan? ¡Pues el momento ha llegado! Entren y conozcan a fondo la vida tan particular que estos hombres viven día a día y, más que nada, descubramos juntos sus secretos y fantasías. En el programa de hoy, Camus de Acuario.
What better place is there for a magical girl than the battle of Hogwarts? (Even if this one is boy.) And what do Fred and George have to do with it?
Tras un pesado viaje, Dantés regresa a Ponyville, donde su amada Fluttershy le espera con ansias, pero Rainbow Dantés no tenía en cuenta de que él, un pobre marinero sin nada que dar más que su amistad, haya tenido que pasar por tales torturas…
Dark Pit and Lucas' favorite place to shop is Hot Topic. It was their home, scared place and even more, the place where they hooked up. What happens when the evil Yoshi takes over mall goth paradise and changes it! Will they reunite all the edgy goths to rise against Yoshi and his prep cronies or forever be doomed to join... PREP CULTURE. JOIN THE WAR FOR HOT TOPIC!
You've no doubt read about Harry getting a second chance. Maybe you've even read about his friends or parents getting second chances. If you frequent this site a lot, you might have even seen Dumbledore, Snape, Bellatrix, or other Death Eaters getting second chances. But what about a poor, little, misguided, orphan? Will no one think of the children!
It's Harry Potter's fifth year, and Professor Umbridge recently discovered that there are a series of plays about Harry Potter. Hogwarts have already watched the first play, and now, much to Umbridge's annoyance, they must watch the second. Sequel to 'Hogwarts Watches 'A Very Potter Musical'.
Originally written for an Iron Fic Challenge at the Teachers' Lounge Forum. My opponent was Wrexcar, and the prompt was "Dark Lord Hermione." I believe it's safe for work, but implications could be disturbing in places. One foot in crack!fic... I think.
After a night out, Harry and Ginny prepare a Hogwarts reunion while Ron picks up Hermione from the airport. Who will have the nightmare and how bad will it be? Will they be able to meet Luna Lovegood at the party?
See, it's a funny title because it's a play on a very obscure Disney showcase show, just like this... ahh, forget it. I'm weird like that. How weird? My favorite Princess is actually Lottie, who's not even a real princess, but oh she's hammy and funny and flawed and yet so sweet and pretty and a rich white who hugs Afroamericans in the South of the twenties. I wuv Tiana too BTW.
No episode of Ninjago is without sin, especially the first season episodes.
HP Characters find Fanfiction and this is their response.
So, you want to write Draco/OC fan fiction? You've got a believable character, and an engaging story, and maybe even *gasp* a slow burn romance? Don't make me laugh...
Severus is summoned to Voldemort's office after a raid gone wrong. Is Voldemort upset or does he have...something else..in mind? Mindless Crack!Fic.
Un nuevo de Hefesto sale a la venta, el nuevo celular envicia a los semidioses que lo compran enseguida. AVISO FINAL Y CUENTA OFICIAL.
Short snippets of humor.
Hermione brings up a fool-proof plan to move Harry. Tonks is the one in disguise, and decides to have a little fun at the expense of the Dursleys. Parody, humour, not serious at all. DH-Seven Potters
This is a retelling of My Immortal, but with all the spelling mistakes and general canon inconsistency, along with any other stupidity, taken literally! Obviously, this is a parady fic.