Dawn never wanted a journey, but Barry said otherwise. Now she's stuck with a Pokedex, a boy, and a promise to Professor Rowan she almost didn't make at all. But someone needs to save the world, and unfortunately, she and Lucas seem to be the only ones who can. (Platinum version.)
Getting through the hiatus one lol at a time. Grumpy: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! Emma: Not yet, grumpy. We need nominal character drama first so that we can be brought back together by a common cause. We talked about this. Grumpy: Sorry, I'll come back later. Killian: Mmm *licks lips* I do so enjoy it when you take charge, Swan. Internet: *crashes* RB shipper: Let it Go?
During a lunch outing with Moody, Tonks and Shacklebolt finally get the upper hand on the grizzled Auror. CRACK FIC! M RATING JUST TO BE SAFE!
Titles self explanatory. Warning includes indiocy (Dammit! I meant idiosity! You see! I can't even spell it right! This is exactly what I'm talking about! Indiocy!) Rage moment there. Jokes from everyone all under 140 characters.
The world is in an epidemic. Overpopulation is the biggest problem the Earth is facing. The solution...the Floating Islands (rating may change)
Voldemort - and let's face it, Dumbledore too - made some pretty convoluted plans. Here are my thoughts on how their plans could have backfired on them spectacularly. Obviously AU.
Sono anni ormai che m'immagino 007 costringere tutti gli altri a recitare nei sabati tranquilli e nei pomeriggi di pioggia. Godetevi perciò i Nostri in una serie di interpretazioni non solo scespiriane e... non solo probabili. Si parte con un vero classico...
Harry considers naming his children after his dead parents, and headmaster, and potions teacher . . . but that would be so depressing! Why not name them all after his vanquished enemy instead? Now the only question is how to tell them apart . . . (Rated K for brief mentions of a harem)
Crack!fic requested by my friend. The true origin of the well known phrase.
Esta historia surgió de los nombres de los padres de James Potter y lo que pensamos todos los participantes del canon
"I don't believe it! She's done it again! Spotted, Hermione Granger and Victor Krum getting cozy in the library, but are they just browsing through books or are they tumbling into the restricted section? Looks like Krum gets to ride more than his broomstick here at here at Hogwarts," Hermione let out a frustrated sigh before reading the last words. "XOXO Whisper Witch."
Les fangbook sont des discussion virtuelles entres les personnages de tvd sur le style facebook, elle sont independentes et quelques personnages speciaux peuvent parfois apparaître.RIEN NE M'APPARTIENT #HUMOUR #PARODIE aujourd'hui, Elana est jalouse et Rebekka ne fait que de lui rappeler alors que les originels mettent la pagaille et que Finn est un peu paumé, enjoy
Is Cranky really what he says he is? Now with a bonus, Jumpman is not Mario's father.
The Realm is forever changed when a new player in the Game arrives: space explorers from future Earth, looking for a planet just ripe for colonization. But just what awaits the people of Earth here in the World of Ice and Fire? And how will their powerful technology and ideas transform Westeros, for better or worse? Let the adventure begin!
Join the annoying yet heart-catching champions of Noxus on a stunning reality TV show where they must partake in many strenuous obstacles such as human sacrifice, jewelry made of entrails, licking Urgot's toes and Star Wars reenactments in Morgana's cooking class. Yes I am still updating this story, just give me time, in the meantime stop by one of my other ones. It's back. Probabl
Something something hell something something good intentions. This omake won't make sense to you if you haven't read A Carnivorous Muffin's excellent fanfic "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus".
AU parody Crack im-Mature humor fic. There's nothing logical about this, and it's hard to believe we weren't drunk. It's short and goes just about everywhere, rife with references to pop-culture you might or might not get. This fic has been around for ten years now (holy cow.) This makes no sense at all. We actually LIKE HP but you can't tell by reading this. Fun for a short laugh.
A parody of the Meet The Sniper video by Valve. Just a one shot fic to introduce Paulina in her position as a part of The Crew in the Geronimo Stilton: INTERPOL series. So, what do you get when Paulina becomes an Interpol sniper? A Team Fortress 2-ish introduction, that's what it is!
What happens when 10 of the most powerful Demigods face the strongest guild? 10 fights that might cause lots of property damage and explosions. Read how 10 Demigods face 10 wizards in an all out brawl. Rated T for violence and mild language.
"Do you want to jump in puddles?" FROZEN PARODY. Follow the story of the water-logged queen of Arendelle and her sister that is obsessed with chocolate. I don't own the cover just found it on the internet. Please review! (Written in collab with Toothless the Adorable Dragon)
A 5 chapter condensed LBPB fic starring Harry/Tonks and Manipulative!Dumbledore, for the Teacher's Lounge I Never Challenge.
Ported from avatrek's WWOEC page for readers convenience. WARNING: SMUT every chapter,
Et si les personnages de Harry Potter avaient eu un compte Facebook ?
The story of Harold Potter, the boy lizard!
Harry Potter A-Z Poem comes out in Latin! Yayyyy! Harrius Potter A z Poem exit Latine! Yayyyy!
In which Sirius is hired as a hit-man, James is bemused and amused, and a cult is formed to appease the Grim.
This is just a oneshot on whom Harry should laid in his eighth year and how. Graphic sex scenes, dom! Harry, cheating on boyfriends and Harry with various teachers.
THIS IS TOTALLY NOT MY IMMORTAL AND TOTALLY NOT A CRAPPY PARODY AND 150% WORTH YOUR TIME. :3
And I am honestly feeling so attacked right now. The original story was removed for "explicit content" so I edited it. Draco and Harry meet at a gala and things get blended in the bathroom.
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. An extended version of "That Boy Is Trouble" by Andrew Joshua Talon. Enjoy