After a far more brutal DOM battle than canon, Harry begins to prepare for what it truly means to live in a world embroiled in war. Harry/Pansy! Harry/Bellatrix!
During a lunch outing with Moody, Tonks and Shacklebolt finally get the upper hand on the grizzled Auror. CRACK FIC! M RATING JUST TO BE SAFE!
Harry Potter has slain Voldemort. He has destroyed the Death Eaters, and assumed the mantle of Dark Lord. His Necromantic magic has revived his fallen minions, and Magical Britain now lives under his iron fist. But what will happen when his Necromancy awakens an evil long forgotten? What will happen when these Mind Lords challenge his rule?
Crack! Multishot! Umbridge goes too far during detention and kills Harry! But what will happen when the Boy-Who-Lived becomes the Boy-Who-Lived-Twice? Poltergeist!Harry! Harry Peeves and the Weasley twins will get their revenge on Umbridge and ruin her school. Plots, pranks, and fun abound!
An avid RonxHermione fan finds out that JKR said the pairing would not work. Follow his reaction to the news. PARODY!