Ron figures that he'll get straight Outstandings for Divination if he can only make up enough weird stuff. Of course, to please Trelawney, lots of people are going to have to die. Like Harry, Dumbledore, maybe a Weasley... Oh, and maybe Voldemort should come back, too!
chat room talk with our lovely dark lord, severus snape, bellatrix lestrange along with lucius malfoy. what on earth are they doing in a chat room in the first place; disclaimer: no ownership edit: (now it is not chat room talk, it's just gonna be them talking like bumbling idiots so i do not get banned or anything troubling like that)
Oyé, oyé ! Oui, le titre est bizarre et vous devez vous dire qu'est-ce que c'est que ce machin bizarre ? Disons que je me suis toujours posé une question sur la nouvelle génération d'Harry Potter. Comme vous savez, c'est en 2017 ou 2016 (je ne sais plus vraiment...) qu'Albus Severus Potter rentre à Poudlard. Et s'ils parlent comme les jeunes d'aujourd'hui ?... (Reste dans le chap)
Warning - some of this parody is extremely goofy (and intentionally poorly written). Taking it seriously is not advisd, but viower excretion is. Please read the real My Immortal before reading this - otherwise it makes no sense. Rated T for stupidly written sex scenes and misspelled swears.
A bored muggle on leave from the Marines ends up robbing Gringotts at gunpoint. This turns out to have been a bad idea.
Eine Reihe von Drabbles rund um die Charaktere mit dem berüchtigten D. im Namen! Blackbeard!bashing, hauptsächlich Monkey-Familie & Garp stiehlt allen anderen das Rampenlicht...
La secundaria de Ciudad Gótica comienza el año, con acción, suspenso, humor, traición, dolor, dramas adolescentes crudos como esta vida, Arkham contra GOthan hasta en la secundaria...LEAN Y DEJEN REVIWES.
Short chapters full of really bad humour starring our favourite couple, Harry and Draco. Join them in various stages of their lives as they are forced out of the closet, being humiliated in front of their classmates, struggling with everyday family life, trying out the Muggle lifestyle, etc... Slash drabble. (Also featuring some... special... OCs.)
If you had... One spell. One opportunity... To defeat the Dark Lord in the baddest rap battle. Would you do it? Or would you let your wand slip?
"Mesdames et Messieurs, bienvenue dans ce premier numéro de 'Vilain ou pas vilain', l'émission qui défait les réputations de nos méchants préférés grâce à une équipe impartiale : j'ai nommé Satan, maître des Enfers, et Tony Stark, génie à la langue acérée"
Twenty fan-characters had travelled light-years from civilization to try to win one million dollars. However, the sun will be scorching more hotter than before. Who will come up on top?
Once upon a time, a soul walked the Earth. It ate, slept, dreamt, and all the other stuff. Now it was a seriously old soul...Didn't mean that it was wise or mature. Well, the real Earth kicked it out for it's own sanity. It had to wander for a bit. Then it found Harry Potter's world. It was new and did not know about the weird soul. Great! New victims! (Crack out of boredom)
It's quality time with the Golden Trio during the Horcrux Hunt, and of course one of them isn't really human. Unabashedly crack-y. ONESHOT!
Dumbledore never took Tom Riddle from the orphanage and after he beat Grindelwald in the 1940s, he started to work to get the Wizarding World more closely to the Muggle World. It was still hidden, but with a more muggle friendly thinking. Mostly H/Hr, but
From the writer of Degrassi: The Boring Point comes a new parody, starting with the atrocity that is season 14. 14B parodies start in chapter 7. This is an affectionate fan-based parody. I don't own Degrassi because if I did, Cam and Adam wouldn't be dead. Please um...support the official release.
Harry estava determinado: Nunca mais ia comer tanta torta de caramelo às três da manhã. Ele devia ter escutado o que a Gina disse. / Uma paródia da música Teenagers do My Chemical Romance com os eventos do quinto livro de Harry Potter.
The war has ended, fudge has given a new law saying that all muggle borns and half-blood witches must marry male purebloods. Harry's cousin Isabella (who also is the chosen one as well as harry and got rid of voldy) must marry Barty crouch jr but what will happen when new emotions arise and snape is caught with shampoo. Some people who are dead are alive.
You see, it's times like these that Harry really needs to learn to watch what he says when Dobby is around. will never truly be 'complete' as I'm alsways coming up with new blurbs and chappies. Rated for possible language and guaranteed naughtiness.
A Harry Potter boy-crazy-super-fan gets sent to her favorite world as a bird, an owl to be specific. Now she must put up with the romantic advances of Errol, not being able to gush over her favorite characters, and deal with the discovery that all the Hogwarts owls are secretly gangsters with their own pecking order.
Technically a sequel to Bob's Adventure (which is a badfic). Not much to do with Mystery Dungeon or follow the plot at all. I'm just adding random fun things here and there. For an actual PMD story of some sort, check out Literal Sky.
Kai adalah tokoh utama. Tidak, dia tidak sebaik yang digambarkan. Tubuhnya memikat. Kai tentusaja seorang Sengkuni. Tokoh paling jahat, berwatak buruk dalam pewayangan.. Hidup Kai memang di dalam gelap kemarun sejak awal dilahirkan.. HunKai-KrisKai-ChanKai-TaoKai-BaekKai-TaeKai. BoysLove -Kai!Uke-
Due to an astounding magical coincidence, Mary Sue and her husband Marty found a young, abused boy named Harry. Adopted into the Sue family, Harry Sue goes to Hogwarts already knowing of his identity as the Chosen One and the most powerful wizard of his age. Parody of all those Mary Sue fics out there.
Harry is whisked away to watch a musical about himself. However, he isn't alone. A fun story filled with comedy and some touching moments between friends and maybe enemies. Harry Potter and A Very Potter Musical.
What should you do when your mother hates your girlfriend?
Movie-AU; sometimes all you need to cope with a bad situation, and/or a broken heart, is someone who can relate to you; Susan/OC
Series of drabbles based on #mormonharrypotter - what would happen in some HP scenes if the characters were Mormon? Meant for fun, not offense or an attempt at conversion ;p
A Golden Sun parody of Star Wars. It's kinda silly, but I hope you like it!
Que empiece el espectáculo Vengan y entren a este extraño chat show crossover entre os personajes de HTF y FNaF... Donde prometo que no habrá limitaciones para las peticiones, obviamente habrá algo de censura pero todo y digo ¡Todo! esta permitido
Everyone at Hogwarts but Harry is acting strange. Very strange, in fact. Maybe even...OOC. Basically me poking fun at every annoying cliche in OOC Hary Potter fanfics.
Harry Potter awakens to find himself in a strange world, a world where his life is a story; and nothing and no one makes any sense whatsoever. Crack fic. Everyone!bashing.